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Nikkala deserves to be a Bond girl

One of the most underappreciated British Page 3 models is by far Nikkala Stott. She continually produces dangerously hot pictorials like this James Bond-inspired photoshoot in the November issue of Ice magazine and yet the Sophie Howards', Michelle Marshs' and Keeley Hazells' of the British topless modeling world hog the lion's share of the attention. Not that we have anything against...
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11.22.2006
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Keeley & Holly apparently look the same naked

We're not exactly sure how Keeley Hazell being naked and wet in high heels qualifies as an imitation of Holly Valance comparable to Keeley's other impersonations of pop starlets but if the people at Zoo Weekly say so then far be it for us to argue. They are, in fact, providing us with an ongoing series of photographs and videos of Keeley disrobing from devastatingly hot outfits so...
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11.15.2006
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Keeley hotter than pop stars she impersonates

In what seems to be part of an ongoing series at British rag Zoo Weekly, British Page 3 princess Keeley Hazell is donning costumes worn by the world's most prominent pop starlets. She's thus far covered the above and below shown gold hotpants favored by Kylie Minogue, the underwear and chaps boxing garb worn by Christina Aguilera in her deliciously raunchy video for "Dirty" and the...
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11.13.2006
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Paulina loves sex

Latina pop star Paulina Rubio has been a staple of our dreams for the last half-decade or so but we haven't mentioned her before because she's usually partnered with a similarly scorching hottie like Keeley Hazell or Thalia. Not that she doesn't deserve a solo fantasy but placing her alongside another hottie makes the experience exponentially better. How so, you may ask? Well, take...
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10.25.2006
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In Other Messed Up News…

NSFW images of the World's Sexiest Bartender. Hey, why aren't there more sexy naked bartenders? And if there are, why aren't we aware of them? Another NSFW image, only this one, of Annie Liebowitz, will haunt our nightmares forever . Click if you dare. Anna Nicole Smith's sister Donna accuses Anna of being an irresponsible, sell-out whore. Because she cares. Not because she's...
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10.23.2006
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Guess The Mystery Hottie?

The little number of guesses for the identity of last week's hottie leads us to believe no one was too aware of who she is. As it happens, her name is Leilani Dowding and she's a British topless model who, in our opinion, doesn't get the credit she deserves. We'd put her in the same league as a Michelle Marsh, a Lucy Pinder or her photoshoot buddy Lucy Becker (we might even go so far as to...
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10.20.2006
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KeeleyWatch: FHM redux

We've come to the conclusion that the frequency with which wonderfully big-bosomed Keeley Hazell dutifully disrobes for both FHM UK and British rag "Zoo" warrants her receiving a generous staff salary from both outlets (as opposed to just being paid for the photoshoot). Generous because we're sure she's the only staff member gracious enough to so willingly show us her devastatingly...
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10.09.2006
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Keeley's 2007 calendar

We'll spare you our usual spiel about Keeley Hazell's insane hotness and perfect, mangificent funbags because if, at this point, you're not aware of our unnatural love for this woman or haven't developed a borderline psychotic obsession of your own, we fear we can no longer call you internet brothers and sisters. We can still use our horse whip to spank you into submission because...
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10.02.2006
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Keeley's World Cup

What better way to celebrate the closing of the World Cup than multiple Keeley Hazells in exceptionally skimpy soccer uniforms fondling each other. And if there's one thing that'll make us heal after the headbutt heard round the world , it's Keeley's poignant magical words: …but I think the country needs me naked now more than ever…the world may seem depressing and pointless...
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07.14.2006
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Keeley in FHM again

It's been an unnecessarily long time since British uber-hottie Keeley Hazell has done a layout in FHM UK and if it wasn't for that sports-themed layout she recently did in "Zoo" magazine, we may have been in the throes of a dangerous Keeley withdrawal at this point. Of course, the spread wouldn't be complete without very NSFW topless shots and those can be found over HERE . And as much as...
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06.26.2006
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Keeley likes sports

We think Dr. Cox from Scrubs captured our feelings on British Page 3 model Keeley Hazell best: We'd like to bronze her, turn our office into a Keeley-thedral and convert to Keeley-anisty. Given that the world is caught up in "World Cup" soccer fever and England in particular is soon to be caught up in "Wimbledon" tennis fever, "Zoo" magazine recruited Keeley to do two mind-blowingly...
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06.20.2006
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Keeley goes racing

Keeley Hazell is the new face of "Formula One" racing and all we have to say is it's about damn time . You know how long we've been waiting for a marvelously famous and stunningly beautiful British Page 3 model with gigantic bazongas to be the new face of "Formula One"? It would only be one of the most landmark events in human history and yet it's taken this long to happen. Why if...
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06.02.2006
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