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Jessica Simpson's boobs need their own zip code

I remember Joe Simpson taking a lot of shit for discussing Jessica Simpson's big tits, with people saying that no father should ever talk about his daughter's body publicly in that manner. I agree, but I also understand how it's impossible to NOT talk about something so prominent. And speaking of prominent, it looks as if Jess's chest is going up in size again, with the former singer...
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04.21.2017
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Jessica Simpson shows off her billion dollar body in Women's Health

I can't be the only one who sheds a tear at the thought of Jessica Simpson's billion-dollar clothing empire. Only in America can a wanna be fashion mogul, who's infamy comes from an inability to tell the difference between chicken and tuna, can amass that kind of wealth. What makes the busty blonde such a savvy clothing expert? I'll let Jessica tell you with an excerpt from...
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08.04.2016
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Jessica Simpson's boobs are big enough to battle a Kaiju

While everyone is rightfully concerned about the led-filled water in Flint Michigan, nobody seems as worried about the possibility of high radiation levels surrounding Jessica Simpson's zip code. How else can you explain the way those bags appear to be growing, slowly adding a bit of girth until they've mutated into the hulking mass of tantalizing flesh you see before you. With...
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05.16.2016
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Exclusive Video: Movie Hotties on Dates!

There's a guilty pleasure that comes with entering the baffling world of date movies, but when it comes to choosing from a sea of film titles on a first date, you can't go wrong with the "horror" genre. Perhaps this is because the act of dating is a nightmare in and of itself, which can be observed in almost every schlocky rom-com. Whether you're...
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05.11.2016
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Jessica Simpson would do better with custom made bikinis

Jessica Simpson's cartoonishly large cones can't just be packed in to your ordinary, everyday bikini top. Looking at the caught-on-camera images of those double bubbles being so heavily compressed brings visions of grill men smashing down beef patties with a spatula - or, the thought of trying to fit 2 terabytes of data on a 64 gig thumb drive. They were captured while the pop diva...
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03.31.2016
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Hottie Clip: Laura Prepon, Mila Kunis & Jessica Simpson on That 70's Show

It's a bizarre, terrifying reality that one of my favorite all-time sitcoms, That '70's Show , premiered almost 18 years ago, especially since the show regularly poked fun/paid tribute to the era which ended 18 years prior. It's even scarier that some people I know claim the series was "before their time", yet they have the hots for Laura Prepon in...
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03.08.2016
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Jessica Simpson has to strap in her huge boobs

I'm still getting a handle on this recent restoration of Jessica Simpson's hottie cred. While she's not the Jessica we used to know, there's still plenty to enjoy on her. And when I say plenty, I'm referring to her now massive tits which she can't help but show off at every given opportunity. I wont lie, I've had some problems with Jessica in the past. While I never begrudged her seemingly...
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02.29.2016
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Jessica Simpson took the girls out for a busty date night

I honestly have no idea what Jessica Simpson has been up to lately but she's certainly looking good. The mother of 2 went out with her hubby this weekend to The Nice Guy restaurant in West Hollywood wearing a see-through lace dress that showed she's been working on her weight-loss system, whichever one she was (is?) the spokesperson for. I haven't seen this lady release a new album, star in...
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02.22.2016
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Low quality images of Jessica Simpson's high quality tits

Would you let crappy image quality deter you from watching horror movie classics like Peter Jackson's Dead Alive or Sam Raimi's Evil Dead? If you grew up during the VHS era, that's a rhetorical question. We all did; not only because we had no choice, but because content trumps image quality. When it comes to these images of Jessica Simpson in a bikini while vacationing in Cabo,...
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01.20.2016
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Jessica Simpson's toned bod may warm you up

When I came across these photos of Jessica Simpson marketing ‘The Warm Up’ Gym Fashion Line, I quickly realized how little attention this pop divas ass receives. It's no mystery why; there's nary another female performer quite as top heavy as she, making it difficult not to focus on her two dominating factors – they usually take up most of the frame. Today, these...
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12.03.2015
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Jessica Simpson's unsupported chest in a slightly see-through top

For as long as she's been around; it seems odd we've yet to get any photos featuring Jessica Simpson's bare bosom. I'm always hopeful that one glorious day is in the near future. The one where you open your Internet browser to see this pop singer and her gargantuan set of flesh mounds in a fully exposed set of photos. For now, these candid images depicting what could be...
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11.09.2015
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Here are the rest of your 2015 Halloween celebrity hotties

This is by no means the entire list of famous hotties who dressed up this Halloween, but it's a pretty good selection of the hottest of them, all wrapped up in various costumes and hailing from all sorts of celebrity circles. Overall, not a bad year for hotties in slutty costumes. At least we didn't have any controversial outfits. Unless you judge exceedingly sexualized costumes to be a...
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11.02.2015
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