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Hottie Report Card: Nina Dobrev

It seems my predictions for Nina Dobrev's FLATLINERS were proven correct. It's currently sittin' on a dismal 2% fresh rating on the old Rotten Tomatoes. This wasn't exactly a feat of psychic wizardry. A shitty remake of a shitty movie can only turn out one way - shitty. Fortunately, even if Nina's movies are bad, the woman herself is plenty good. She's certainly one of the more...
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10.06.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Danielle Campbell

I've been writing about the various goings on in the hottie world long enough to see a generation of fine, celebrity women gradually become supplanted by a new one coming up behind them. As is always the case with hottie celebs, new faces constantly wait in the wings. This might be why so many hotties are extending their longevity out well into ages that were previously considered past...
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09.22.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Christina Milian

Summer 2017 has been a great time for hotties in bikinis. Few were easier to find in the world's best beachwear this year than Christina Milian . No big surprise there. Chances are, if there's a curvaceous body on hand wrapped in skin tight or barely there attire, it probably belongs to Christina. Girl is nothing if not consistent in her ambition to get you hot for her in one way or...
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09.08.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Jennifer Connelly

Many of us have been nutty about Jennifer Connelly for over 30 years now. Yet despite the passage of all these years, Jennifer continues to be a stunning woman. Seemingly in a bid to make sure everyone is aware of this, Jennifer has delivered unto us a series of fantastic bikini moments over the course of the past year or so. It's an impressive thing to see just how great Ms....
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08.25.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Nathalie Emmanuel

Ya'll enjoying that Game of Thrones ? I was a little concerned about this shortened season becoming a big disappointment, up until last week's battlefield murderfest. Hopefully they drop all the exposition shit now and spend the remaining episodes getting some folks killed and/or handled in exciting ways. Even if they don't do that, we at least have the literal hot ass sex scene...
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08.11.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Demi Rose

Demi Rose is one of the newest members of our Hottie Gallery and one of our newest hottie obsessions. Once known predominantly as rapper Tyga's rebound girl, the world has quickly come around to see this Brit hottie mostly for her rather extraordinary set of features, among them T&A of epic proportions and a face as sweet as honey. It's all made her a part of spank banks the world...
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07.28.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Marisa Tomei

Many of us have had a chance to check out SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING by now. Those who haven't will hopefully be able to soon. It's a fun movie with a few twists here and there. One of the big twists we knew about way before hand was having Marisa Tomei play Aunt May - a role traditionally reserved for elderly types. Surprising enough, having May go from sweet old lady to bangable...
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07.14.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Joanna Levesque

Most of us around here have been keeping an eye on Joanna "JoJo" Levesque's comeback over the last year or so - even those who don't care about her music. The reasons for this are obvious if you've seen any of her recent adventures. Where once she was the standard young pop star, various legal and personal issues have since conspired to take her out of the spotlight for a time. Now...
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06.30.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Rachel Weisz

It's fitting they should cast Rachel Weisz in a movie called MY COUSIN RACHEL. Fortunately Rachel isn't a cousin of mine. Though if she were I'd probably feel about her the same way I do now, with only the occasional guilty afterthought. Rachel has been pretty good about diversifying her movie roles, but like many an English actress she had to come back to the historical drama...
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06.16.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Brooklyn Decker

We recently caught a glimpse of former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit hottie Brooklyn Decker out promoting her new movie, BAND AID. We haven't had much regular contact with Brooklyn in some time. Ever since she got hitched to her tennis pro husband and started having kids, the days of her busty brilliance showing up on our site have dwindled to nothing. All that time away from beach...
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06.02.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Monica Bellucci

It's been over a quarter century since the world was made aware of the endless possibilities of Monica Bellucci's sex appeal when she was transformed into a sexy vampire in BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA. She's since been transformed again as a sexy Biblical character, the sexiest computer program ever, a sexy Bond Girl, and probably everything else in between that could possibly be sexy....
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05.19.2017
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Hottie Report Card: Miley Cyrus

One cast member of GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 you might not know about is Miley Cyrus , who voices the Mainframe in an uncredited role. Much has been said of Miley in recent years, some of it good, some not so good. Many weren't exactly thrilled with the way she chose to sow her wild child oats in the tabloid media, in the process transforming herself from Disney teen queen to...
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05.05.2017
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