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Flashback Friday: 'Tis the season for Mary the Christmas Vacation hottie

You probably have those movies you watch every Christmas. As important as trees and presents and uncomfortable family dinners are these seasonal cinematic staples. Everybody has their own assortment of such movies they prefer, but one oft revisited Christmas movie is the immortal CHRISTMAS VACATION. Yes, it's that hilarious tale of the unhinged Griswold patriarch and his miserable...
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12.26.2014
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Maria Menounos brings the bikini clad booty hotness

Here's a little belated Christmas present for all my fellow fans of beautiful butt owner Maria Menounos . Maria and her fantastic fanny were down Cabo way recently. You'll perhaps know how unfortunate that is if you've seen any of the other candids we've shown from down that way. Apparently's Cabo's paparazzi only go with the bargain basement zoom lenses, which means that once again a perfect...
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01.03.2014
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Gwyneth Paltrow shows some pink (bikini) in Hawaii

Like the rest of the planet except for myself apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow was somewhere warm and beautiful in Hawaii during the holidays, wearing her pink bikini and wading into warm tropical waters. That's basically everywhere in Hawaii, right? It's a chain of islands, so you're never that far from a beach there. One could conceivably patronize some dingy Hawaiian liquor store to buy some...
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01.03.2014
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Perpetually hot Stephanie Seymour does her annual holiday Caribbean bikini romp

Ugh, the holidays. All this season's greetings shit gets old after awhile. At some point in every holiday season I find myself longing for days when there's nothing to celebrate or buy shit for or listen to specialty music about. We'll get there soon enough. I imagine the people around Stephanie Seymour don't mind the holidays all that much. They probably wish Christmas was all year long....
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12.26.2013
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Miley Cyrus twerks with Bad Santa

Oh yeah, time indulge in another Miley Cyrus hatefest. The queen of skanky twerks is back at it, this time turning the holidays into a joke with a drunken Santa Claus for the KIIS FM Jingle Ball event. Miley came complete with suggestive candy cane microphones and furry Chanel bag for some inane reason, along with the requisite Christmas-themed costume that shows off her paltry ass. What can...
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12.09.2013
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Emily Ratajkowski is putting me in the Christmas mood (and in a naughty one)

I usually hate seeing Christmas themed things early in the month. It reminds me that I'm poor and don't have any presents to buy my friends and family and it puts me in a pretty rotten mood. I'm just kidding. I don't have any friends or family. Anyway, understand my surprise when I first saw these pictures. At first, I was all like, "Bah! Humbug!" at the thought of seeing just another sexy...
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12.02.2013
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