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Movie Hotties 6-Pack: Hottest Chicks in Bunny Costumes

Well Easter is just around the corner and while everyone else might find themselves fussing around with the painted eggs, baskets of candy and martyred deities, we've been spending our time working out which hotties looked the hottest in bunny outfits. Cause that's how we roll. We've come up with six of these bunnied babes for you, all hot enough to make you want to screw...
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04.16.2014
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It's St. Patrick's Day, so here's a whole bunch of hotties in green!

Our favorite annual excuse for getting belligerently drunk on a weeknight is finally here. That's right, kiddos, it's St. Patrick's Day! What was once intended to be an important religious holiday is now generally celebrated with two key ingredients: alcohol and the color green. And on this, the holiest of days, we here at MovieHotties like to have a little fun with that...
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03.17.2014
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Emma Watson hits the Caribbean in a bikini with her new beau

When she's not having to kick the asses of the Frat Pack for inadvertently sounding as if they need to decide which one of them is going to rape her (to those of you who haven't yet seen THIS IS THE END, um... spoiler alert), Emma Watson is apparently spending her time sexing up a hot rugby player from Oxford, the new beau in her life. Sorry, fellas. I guess Emma is looking for a...
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01.10.2014
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Dianna Agron proves that she is the definition of beauty

If the day ever comes along when I somehow impregnate a woman and she gives birth to it, I hope it's a son. I also hope that son will one day come up to me and say, "Dad. What's beautiful?" I'll repeat the question to myself and take a long draw from my pipe and rub my chin. I'll snap my fingers and say, "Ah, yes, my boy! Come to my study!" There, I'll turn on my computer and show him these...
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12.27.2013
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Dianna Agron and her gorgeousness make the holiday shopping a little less horrific

If there's anything bad to be said about Christmas, it's the shopping. Driving to the mall and almost crashing into 80,000 cars along the way just to evade bumping into countless shoppers looking for the same damn present only to stand in line for years with a bunch of other bozos to spend a fortune on bullshit that no one is going to thank me for is most definitely NOT my idea of a day well...
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12.23.2013
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TGIFs: Top 8 Early X-mas Gifs (Exclusive)

It's that time of year, folks, when we're smothered with so much holiday cheer we can hardly enjoy it, and we realize how much we miss it in July. So I figured if I'm going to throw some cheerful memories your way, why not make them of some cheerful mammaries?? Okay, that was childish, but you probably know where I'm going with this. Please enjoy these Top 8 Early...
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12.20.2013
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Adriana Lima is nicely naughty as she demonstrates her Vicky's Secret Holiday spirit

Adriana Lima might have been wearing a lot more than she was the last time that I found images of her frolicking braless on a modeling shoot in Cancun, but that's probably because she was hard at work for Victoria's Secret in Herald Square and I think they like it when she sells their product. There's something about the cheekiness that Adriana exhibits, it makes me truly believe that...
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12.10.2013
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Emily Ratajkowski is putting me in the Christmas mood (and in a naughty one)

I usually hate seeing Christmas themed things early in the month. It reminds me that I'm poor and don't have any presents to buy my friends and family and it puts me in a pretty rotten mood. I'm just kidding. I don't have any friends or family. Anyway, understand my surprise when I first saw these pictures. At first, I was all like, "Bah! Humbug!" at the thought of seeing just another sexy...
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12.02.2013
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Jessica Lowndes dons red hair (and drool inducing cleavage) and looks downright poisonous

Keeping the Halloween theme alive and well, here we can see Jessica Lowndes (yes, I know everyone refers to her as Megan Fox lite, but kill me, I think she's beautiful) dressing up as one of the cooler Batman villains, Poison Ivy. This is at the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party , which already sounds infinitely better than any of the Halloween parties I've thrown of late (the fact that...
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10.28.2013
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Jessica Alba is the hottest pumpkin in the pumpkin patch

I think it was Linus in Charlie Brown that talked up so much shit about The Great Pumpkin. At the end of the day, I really think Jessica Alba wins that lucrative title. She's easily the hottest thing that's ever graced this pumpkin patch and if I were to clap my hands, snap my fingers and click my heels three times and spin around in a circle while throwing glitter all over myself, I think...
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10.14.2013
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Rihanna celebrates Kadooment Day by getting super naked and drunk! Cool!

Well, this is…interesting.  Here, we can see Rihanna doing pretty much exactly what we would expect Rihanna to do on a national holiday. Apparently, the first Monday of August is when Barbados, Rihanna's old stomping grounds, celebrates their holiday called Kadooment Day. Being the established news journalist I am, I went to Wikipedia to learn of this foreign tradition,...
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08.06.2013
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Happy 4th of July! Here's 50 pics of patriotic hotties

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut out here in the western US. It's also the 4th of July. What does that mean? That's right, hot women in tiny, patriotic clothing. Ladies like that make their own fireworks. In celebration of America's 237th birthday, we got 50 hotties - one for each state in the union. I think you'll agree that old glory never looked better wrapped around a fine set...
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07.04.2013
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