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You can't blame the TSA for thinking Selena Gomez was packing something

04.29.2015by: Droz

I find it ridiculous and even a little outrageous that the TSA felt they needed to put Selena Gomez through the radiation machine to uncover any hidden weapons. I can only theorize that all her new thickness lead to suspicion that her butt was actually a bomb instead of the bomb. Relax, minimum wage airport gropers. I'm pretty sure Selena did not get recruited into ISIS with the aim of detonating an ass bomb on the plane. Granted, she was gullible enough to let Bieber get his hooks into her, but she was somewhat younger and more naive then. Girl has learned her lessons about shit bag assholes. Hopefully.

What do you think the over/under is on the LAX TSA screeners passing around full body scan images of celebrities? Wouldn't surprise me if that shit was pervasive. I suspect scumbags run rampant in that lot. Only the desperate or the dubious willingly sign up for a $13 an hour job feeling up grandma boobs and checking toddler butt cracks. Although the LAX gig must come with some perks. For instance, how often does that radiation machine suddenly "break down" when famous hotties show up, forcing the mandatory pat down? Uh huh.

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