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02.12.2015by: Cherry Liquor

Uma Thurman is only 44-years old (due to turn 45 this April) but she's been around for what feels like forever. I grew up watching her play Venus in THE ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN, Mrs. Mia Wallace in PULP FICTION and Poison Ivy in BATMAN NIPPLES & ROBIN HOMOSEXUAL UNDERTONES. Now Uma is promoting "The Slap" (which looks more dreadful than the face everyone keeps saying is "unrecognizable") and man, have the sharks come out. But here's the thing: Thurman has never been a symmetrical beauty. She has never been classically gorgeous. And she has never before been subjected to such high-definition scrutiny.

Here's what happens when you live a life: you age. Thurman has been married and divorced twice, has had a few kids, has been a smoker who grew up raised by a couple of hippies (her mom was once married briefly to LSD god, Timothy Leary and her father was the first Westerner to become a Tibetan Buddhist monk). Add all of that onto a beauty of character and shit will move around a bit.

However, mix in the added unfair and gender-biased stress of needing to maintain a certain look in order to remain employed and you have Botox in the forehead (a wide and high one that she previously had covered with bangs/fringe) and makeup designed to help you withstand the intensity that being filmed in high definition brings and well... it all makes Uma Thurman of 2015 look way different from Uma Thurman of the 1990's. No one is shining a bright light on ex-husband Ethan Hawke's dramatically aged, crack-addict looking face. That guy hasn't looked "normal" in years and yet now he gets to swim in the Oscar pool instead of be featured on trending threads about his brow line. 

I write a lot about women who are insanely attractive. Ever notice how we tend to feature the exact same women over and over again? That's because statistically speaking, the impossibly good-looking people are in the minority. In 20 years, how many of them will get their turn at being relevant only so that blog and "news" sites can have filler on a slow news day? Probably fewer than those who will have had as interesting and varied career as Uma's.

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Source: Daily Mail

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12:26PM on 02/13/2015
She doesn't wear eye Make-up, is 10 years older then people remember her being, and all these freakshow flip out with the "she messed up her face" comments. It's embarressing being a guy some days.
She doesn't wear eye Make-up, is 10 years older then people remember her being, and all these freakshow flip out with the "she messed up her face" comments. It's embarressing being a guy some days.
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5:57PM on 02/12/2015

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I loved Uma Thurman back in the day. She had an interesting, striking face and she's a damn good actress to boot (just ask Quentin Tarantino). As others mentioned, she still looked great in NYMPHOMANIAC.

But "new and improved" Uma Thurman looks terrible. Lay off the Botox, lady!
I loved Uma Thurman back in the day. She had an interesting, striking face and she's a damn good actress to boot (just ask Quentin Tarantino). As others mentioned, she still looked great in NYMPHOMANIAC.

But "new and improved" Uma Thurman looks terrible. Lay off the Botox, lady!
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6:45PM on 02/12/2015
It's just lack of eye makeup. She does have Botox in her lower forehead and between the brows, but that's not the problem here. Light hair, light skin makes for naked eyes without eyeliner and mascara. Especially on aging eyes. Epic makeup fail.
It's just lack of eye makeup. She does have Botox in her lower forehead and between the brows, but that's not the problem here. Light hair, light skin makes for naked eyes without eyeliner and mascara. Especially on aging eyes. Epic makeup fail.
5:04PM on 02/12/2015

She does an interview and talks about the look. She looks normal in the interview.

For the most part......

Link to video interview.
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For the most part......

Link to video interview.
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2:45AM on 02/13/2015
Yeah, it's definitely bad makeup. She looks great in the Today Show clip you linked.
Yeah, it's definitely bad makeup. She looks great in the Today Show clip you linked.
3:42PM on 02/12/2015
She's probably not smiling because she knows she looks like shit...And she looks like a man that had a sex change.
She's probably not smiling because she knows she looks like shit...And she looks like a man that had a sex change.
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1:17PM on 02/12/2015
Kill Bill?Kill plastic surgeon.
Kill Bill?Kill plastic surgeon.
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8:55AM on 02/12/2015
oh poor thing, looks like a bad reaction to perhaps botox??
oh poor thing, looks like a bad reaction to perhaps botox??
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8:34AM on 02/12/2015
I think the problem here is not so much the face, the aging, and the possible surgery, it is how sudden it has been. In last year's Nymphomaniac, she looked quite different, and still looked like the gracefully ageing Uma Thurman we've known.
But there certainly is a problem with her eyes. The face is the same, but the eyes have gone from big and gorgeous to small and sickly. Which leads me to believe this might just be a temporary problem.
I think the problem here is not so much the face, the aging, and the possible surgery, it is how sudden it has been. In last year's Nymphomaniac, she looked quite different, and still looked like the gracefully ageing Uma Thurman we've known.
But there certainly is a problem with her eyes. The face is the same, but the eyes have gone from big and gorgeous to small and sickly. Which leads me to believe this might just be a temporary problem.
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