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TIFF: Portman

09.17.2009by: Cherry Liquor
The movie title sums it all up. Natalie Portman was one of the menagerie of hotties at the Toronto International Film Festival, this time to promote LOVE AND OTHER IMPOSSIBLE PURSUITS. As in, no matter how cute she looks, no matter how down to earth, she's still way out of any regular guy's league. Hell, she dated that dirty hippie who sang about NAMBLA love, you really think that a nice guy schmoe is going to have a chance with her? Sorry guys, I don't mean to bum you out over the weekend, but I think even Natalie is trying to do work to make the point even that much clearer for you. Love her from afar. Stroke often, stroke well, but don't forget to keep the prerequisite number of yards away from her when you do.

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Source: phun.org

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