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The resurgence of Jessica Biel's legendary bulging backside

10.23.2015by: No Cool Handle

To the paparazzi out there: we as a society have accepted your intrusive occupation. You are providing a service that people want so we abide the tasteless nature of it. But for the love of God, if you're going to do the job, do it like a professional. It's not enough to know how to work a have to know your subject. What I mean by that is; when you have the bodacious Jessica Biel in front of your lens – whose amazing ass is known even in the smallest corners of Third World countries –, get some shots from behind! Take some pride in your work man. Don't leave the folks that support you with an empty void that can only be filled with more angles of this legendary buttocks.

All is not lost; we still get some nice profile shots that really drive home just how much pop that thing has. For all you aspiring stage performers out there; don't do it for the love, the money, the fame or the influence. There's something greater that results from being a male vocalist like Justin Timberlake. It's the possibility of spending the rest of your nights spooning up against a one-of-a-kind ass attached to one of the hottest girls on the face of the earth.

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