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TGIFs: Sports-tastic Hottie Gifs (Exclusive)

04.17.2015by: Salacious Crumb

The following exclusive gifs are dedicated to women in sports, or just hotties who happen to be in sports-related movies. Is there a good reason for such a particular theme this week? Nope, there are no big sports movies to be seen this weekend, unless Kevin James riding on a Segway counts. As far as I can tell, there’s not even anything huge currently happening in the world of sports, and if that flabbergasts any of you, it’s only because I know zip about sports. Occasionally I’ll be lured into that world by a gust of nachos and/or the pretty cheerleaders, but if there are no bones being shattered, I’ll usually get bored and wind up having a BRING IT ON marathon by myself. Light some candles, grab some tissues (you know, for all the really emotional parts). That brings me to these animated gifs, featuring hotties doing strenuous activities of all different sorts, from tennis to jockeying, from baseball to mechanical bull riding. So without further adieu, let the games begin!

Brooke Nevin unleashes the footballs

You aren't likely to see THE COMEBACKS (2007) make it on any other list regarding sports movies, and with good reason. However, given what we're doing here, it would've been a shame not to kick things off with Brooke Nevin and her amazing football bra. Did I mention they were fully inflated? (Here's a somewhat NSFW version for the big kids).

Cameron Diaz is good a ze' bull, no?

So we agreed that mechanical bull riding is considered a sport, right? Good. So long as we're on the same page, we can enjoy watching Cameron Diaz sustain herself on one in this gif from CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (2003). I know this is about the 20th gif I've stolen from the ANGELS series for one of these columns, but I'll quit making them when there are no more left to be made.

Helen Flanagan's Ladbrokes Jockey Workout

I know she's not everyone's cup of English tea, but I also know there are some schmoes who would bend over backwards to have Helen Flanagan bend over backwards for them. Every now and then she'll get my undivided attention, and one of those occasions was seeing this fake workout promo she did with some jockeys. Does it make sense? Nope. Just a combination of little men and huge boobs.

Sarah Carter's rolling... my tongue to the floor

The appeal of the video game-based film D.O.A. (a.k.a. DEAD OR ALIVE) is not much different from that of CHARLIES ANGELS. They're both nonsense action movies with fast editing and hot women in revealing outfits sprinkled throughout. While, on the surface, D.O.A. may seem like the schlockier of the two, but I appreciate a movie that knows it's audience. In the case of Sarah Carter's ass rollerblading in short shorts, that audience is me.

Marget Robbie handles some balls with her racket

And now for another great hottie sports moment, again from a movie with virtually nothing to do with sports itself, ABOUT TIME (2013). But how could I turn down the opportunity to watch Margot Robbie swing a racket and jump up and down in excitement, and in gif form nonetheless!? Funny to think how in 2013, Robbie barely has a name to match her face, and now she's one of the world's most lusted over women. About time, I say!

I'd like to stick it to Vanessa Lengies

This one was on my own personal gif "bucket list", and since it's from a sports movie, it should exist in here just fine. I'll never forget when I snuck out of school and saw STICK IT (2006) in theaters (purely in the interest of gymnastics, of course), and there was just something about Vanessa Lengies in a leotard that made me leotarded. Someone in the movie referred to her character having an "apple butt", so that could be it. Either way, this shot of Vanessa poking her tush always stuck with me, and now, thanks to the miracle of gifs, I can experience it over, and over, and over, and over, and over...

Izabella Miko goes straight to home base

Not that some time on second base wouldn't much appreciated. This is without a doubt one of the best hottie moments involving sports I've ever seen, and it's not even a sports flick. Nevertheless, COYOTE UGLY (2001) star Izabella Miko knocks this slow-mo tease of a performance right out of the park... literally. There were too many awesome snippets to use, I just had to go with them all. Honestly, I wasn't going to end this column with lame sports innuendo, so forgive me... Batter up!

Extra Tidbit: Anything you'd like to see gif-ifized? Let me know and who knows? Perhaps YOUR suggested gif will make the next TGIFs!

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