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TGIFs: Even More Gratuitous Butt Gifs

01.17.2015by: Salacious Crumb

Since these TGIFs columns started, we've already featured quite a lot of celebrity derriere-related gifs, or for the politically correct crowd, "gifs relating to the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on". We've already had our leather edition, our daisy dukes edition, our yoga pants edition and we've even presented a tribute to horror movie butt shots in animated gif form. So why should I be dedicating an entirely new TGIFs column to even more gratuitous butt shots from television and film? Well, mainly because there are so damn many, and secondly, because likeminded folks like you schmoes don't seem to have any objection. That said, here are some of my personal favorite butt-related gifs that have yet to be featured this column (probably due to sheer forgetfulness).

April Bowlby - TWO AND A HALF MEN

Remember that show TWO AND HALF MEN that used to star Charlie Sheen and that other guy? Wuh-Wait, you mean it's still on the air? Oh... Well, remember when the show was actually seen by human eyes? Even in those days, Charlie Sheen and those troll producers had hotties like April Bowlby to thank for their sinfully high ratings. 

Gwyneth Paltrow - SHALLOW HAL

Gwyneth Palrow can be seen next weekend in MORTDECAI, so in the meantime, you may want to observe this gif featuring the Oscar-winning actress in SHALLOW HAL. That is, of course, unless you have some sort of personal grudge against this hottie, as hating on non-contorversial celebrities seems to be the trend these days. Even if those schmoes find a way to justify their points of view, they would have to struggle against the urge to enjoy this gif.

Sarah Silverman - I WANT SOMEONE TO EAT CHEESE WITH

Believe it or not, the owner of this pink panty-lad bottom is indeed comedian Sarah Silverman, or at least that's what we're led to believe in the Jeff Garlin comedy I WANT SOMEONE TO EAT CHEESE WITH. I'm fairly certain that it is in fact her, as I doubt the small production would hire "butt double" for a 2 second shot, nor do I believe Sarah would be apposed to pointing her ass at the camera... Although thank god this time she wasn't singing out of it.

Lucy Liu - CHARLIE'S ANGELS

Here's some Lucy Liu for all you lookie-loos out there. CHARLIE'S ANGEL has become somewhat of a go-to for gifs of pointless butt shots, as everyone's favorite director McG was completely unapologetic when it came to that aspect of the film. In fact, they even made fun of the excessiveness during the making of the sequel, which featured about twice as many ass shots as the first. No matter what your opinion of the movies may be, you can't take that away from them.

Rebecca Hall - LAY THE FAVORITE

And now for some of the underrated hottie Rebecca Hall, whom I deem underrated solely because of her outstanding performance in LAY THE FAVORITE. Surrounded by well-knowns like Bruce Willis, Vince Vaughn and Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rebecca was spot-on in the lead role as a personal dancer in Vegas, especially in the scene above. Yowee.

Mila Kunis - OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

If the last thing you expected was to see OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL show up on a list of best ass shots, you obviously didn't pay as close attention as I did during this scene with Mila Kunis climbing her way into cave hidden behind a waterfall. If it still seems odd to you, then there's probably something seriously wrong with me, but it's a spectacular gif nonetheless.

Sophie Monk - DATE MOVIE

We don't need to get into the wretched details of the spoof that put an end to the joy of spoofs forever, DATE MOVIE. Let's just try to focus on the bright side, which is that we got this completely and utterly gratuitous shot of Sophie Monk washing a car in a black bikini. The rest is history.

Natalie Portman - YOUR HIGHNESS

Speaking of movies that tried to be funny and failed miserabley, here's a gif featuring Natalie Portman's heiny from YOUR HIGHNESS. The timing of this film's release was a bit bizarre, as Natalie had just won the Academy Award for BLACK SWAN and was about to become a mom, and here she was showing off her bare buttcheeks in a thong for the viewing pleasure of stoners everywhere. It's nice to know that she cares.

Jessica Chastain - JOLENE

So long as we're on the subject of Oscar winning actresses, here's Jessica Chastain in one of her very first major roles in a motion picture, as the title character in JOLENE. The gif is simply of Chastain doing some house-cleaning to the very appropriate rythm of "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty" by KC and the Sunshine Band. Admittedly, I'm a bit ashamed of myself for having left this one out of so many previous TGIFs columns, but I'm making up for it now.

BONUS GIF: Jessica Biel - I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY

We featured this classic moment with Jessica Biel from the not-so-classic I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY as a gif in our very first TGIFs column way back when. However, since it never fails to please, I decided to bump up the size and quality in order to do it justice. There are only so many words in the human language to describe the epic power of Biel's behind, but you guys can give it a shot in the comments if you want.

We hope you enjoyed this week's set of gifs! I promise to go with a more specific and original theme next time. Happy weekend!

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