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03.14.2014by: Salacious Crumb

Yeah, bitch! The latest street-racing flick NEED FOR SPEED has finally arrived. Whether or not you'll be racing to theaters to see it, at least it gives us the opportunity to look at some gifs of hot chicks and automobiles. There are few movie cliches I appreciate more than hotties fixing cars, washing cars or discovering what a steering wheel tastes like. So without further adieu, here are some voluptuous vixens and vehicles to rev up your engine! Enjoy!

#8: Stacy Ferguson in PLANET TERROR

Believe it or not, there was a time when most people considered Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson to be a pretty major hottie. Even if hearing her sing was the equivalent to hearing nails run against a chalkboard, her hotness really wasn't even up for debate until she started looking like Sarabi from THE LION KING. Luckily, Stacy's appearance in PLANET TERROR was before that time came.

#7: Iva La'Shawn in THE WASH

Here's a gif from a movie no one remembers, THE WASH, starring Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg Lion Dogg. The actress's name is Iva La'Shawn, who tries to distract the antagonist of the film by using her... brain. I don't know why this scene popped into my head, but I quickly felt the need to gif-ifize it.

#6: Drew Barrymore in CHARLIE'S ANGELS

Speaking of distractions, here's Drew Barrymore cleaning the interior of a car with her tongue in CHARLIE'S ANGELS. And that's how germs are spread, kiddos!

#5: Jessica Alba in GOOD LUCK CHUCK

GOOD LUCK CHUCK is a sex-comedy flick with very little to do with cars. That is, of course, with the exception of this scene, where a convertible with a mind of its own snags Jessica Alba's skirt right off of her. I've heard of a smart car before, but this one deserves the freakin' Nobel Peace Prize.

#4: Sophie Monk in DATE MOVIE

This gif would most definitely be higher on the list if it weren't from such a terrible movie (from two terrible directors). Regardless, you can't deny that that is one lucky auto-mobile receiving a wash from Sophie Monk in DATE MOVIE. Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg would've bought themselves some credibility as directors if they had just put this scene on a loop.

#3: Salma Hayek in AFTER THE SUNSET

You can't mention cars and cleavage in an article without bringing up this scene with Salma Hayek from AFTER THE SUNSET.  Here she is with ex-007 Pierce Brosnan attempting to poison Woody Harrelson by gas fumes. I would say check out the movie if you want to know what I'm talking about, but trust me, this film is best watched on mute.

#2: Jessica Simpson in THE DUKES OF HAZZARD

I try to be nice to Jessica Simpson on this site, lately, considering the bulldozers of crap she's been given over the past year. Let's not forget that Jessica's hotness was once so powerful, it started a panic at the Christian church. The riots began after Simpson's "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" music video aired on MTV, and needless to say, many teenage boys didn't go outside that summer.

#1: Megan Fox in TRANSFORMERS

Last but not least, here's Megan Fox doing absolutely nothing suggestive in this gif from TRANSFORMERS. Funny how Michael Bay makes a movie about giant fighting robots, and the one thing we can all most certainly remember about it is Fox's torsoe. I'm surprised that Bumblebee didn't sting.

Extra Tidbit: I think I need an oil change.


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