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Sorry to break it to you, but it looks like Kelly Brook is off the market

04.02.2014by: Droz

I try my best to distance myself from that lot of celebrity gossip leaches who get their sustenance from speculation and rumor-mongering. I prefer to be the guy who posts the pics of hotties out being hot in various ways and thus spend the bulk of my time in that service. Whatever a celeb hottie is up to that may be scandalous or gossip worthy, I normally couldn't care less about, unless it relates to something hot, like lesbian lovers or something. That's probably why I only recently found out that Kelly Brook is engaged freakish, muscle-building aficionado David McIntosh, who put that big ass rock on the finger Kelly is so not being subtle about showing off here.

Hmmm, interesting decision. Just shy of 3 months and they're all ready to tie that knot. Bit of a surprise that Kelly would go that route. Can't say I blame him though. I'm ready to marry Kelly right now and I've never been anywhere near her before. I can't even imagine what 11 weeks of access to her no doubt vigorous bedroom antics would do to me. If she turned out to be satan and demanded my soul in return for more sexual favors, I'd sign on the dotted line without hesitation. Sadly, it looks like none of us will get that opportunity now. Not like we ever would, but now it's somewhat less likely. Eh, whatever. I'm not delusional. I know the score. As long as she doesn't get any ideas into her head about cutting back on the hot bikini action and whatnot, the rest is mostly irrelevant to me.

Anyway, congrats to Kelly on the news.

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Source: Celebslam

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