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So that's what happened to my grandma's curtains

10.28.2011by: Droz

Apparently someone thought Jessica Biel looked good wearing the sheer drapes ripped from an old lady's parlor circa 1973. Interesting decision on the part of that epically misguided person. Not even the paltry cleavage opening in the front can make up for this train wreck of an outfit. People, Jessica needs to wear things that are tight, particularly around the ass. She also needs to keep her hair down, as it shapes her face better. Something weird happens to her face when she pulls her hair back. Not that I'm a fashion person or anything. I just know when my hotties look best. And this ain't it, folks. Jessica deserves better.

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