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05.31.2016by: No Cool Handle

The internet is a place where even the most immaterial of things, like a young blonde's opinion, can stir up a bit of controversy and/or outage (this is among people that actually give a shit about internet drama, of course). Before Instagram sensation Bryana Holly became a polarizing figure she was lusted after by an entire legion of horn dogs, and despite gathering some detractors along the way, she still is. I won't go too much into it, but apparently a skinny former Playboy model telling fat people that it's very unhealthy to be overweight is a big no-no, especially in a country where almost 70% of adults are considered overweight. She's now the target of a counter offensive; being called a vapid ditz, a gold digger – she's been linked to dating billionaires and Hollywood royalty like DiCaprio – and a fat shamer. I gonna pull a Donald Trump and say: I don't know if any of that's true, but a lot of people seem to think so.

For every one nonfan there's thousands who can't get enough of her and the many sexy features she posesses, willingly exploited on social media. She may be lacking in Twitter followers with a number like 200k, but a cool 1.5m followers on Instagram more than makes up for it – the younger generation seems to be trending towards Snapchat and Instagram. Who knows? Facebook and Twitter could soon suffer the same fate as Myspace. That's a big number for a girl whose name's had little mainstream exposure, except for showing up in the occasional tabloid headline. 

So we're talking about what? We're talking about… bitching about that time she shot her mouth off, some trolls defending the right to stuff their face with as much shitty food as they want, somebody that doesn't have anything better to do with their time than monitor the Internet for insensitive comments and so forth; let's talk about something important. Mainly, how ridiculously hot this crusader of healthy dieting habits is – very, very hot. Bodies like hers are a rarity indeed. So tiny in the middle is she, you wonder how every vital organ fits in such a compact midsection. Yet she doesn't look grotesquely skinny, possessing a proportioned set of chesticles and an ass any meat lover would gladly sink their teeth into – not to mention she's extremely photogenic. Look below to see some modeling shots (personal favorites of mine), and tell me the lens doesn't love her.

To sum it all up: Bryana Holly is a young, blonde, gorgeous model (with an IQ and a disposition that matches her physical description), whose popular on social media and unpopular with the all-you-can-eat buffet crowd. Who cares if she may be the prototypical hot blonde; how tack sharp were you in your 20's? I'm sure one day she'll be better at balancing out soaking up rays with soaking up knowledge. In the meantime, most of us are glad, nay, grateful she's putting herself out there for all to enjoy, for enjoy we do. Maybe when she's done working her way through the billionaire/movie star pool of eligible bachelors she'll settle down with some lucky schmo. Wishful thinking, I know. I imagine every member of the tres comas club is queuing up for a crack at this purveyor of sexy selfies.

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