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Salma Hayek is still the standard by which others are judged

09.30.2015by: Droz

We gush on and on about Salma Hayek around here. And rightfully so. Normally when you're talking about women Salma's age you're getting into discussions of how well they're holding up compared to other women their range. It's a proportional thing, where one's boobs aren't sagging as bad as another woman's or their face isn't quite as wrinkled. Salma changes the whole dynamic there. It's not about how she fares against other women her age, but to all other women in general. Would you have Salma over Selena Gomez or Victoria Justice? I don't know how you might come at that question, but for me the answer is a resounding "hell yeah" for Salma. Not only is she still hotter than those wet-behind-the-ears upstarts, but I'm sure the experience she's amassed in her day would make alone time with her all the more incredible. Imagine that. You and Santanico Pandemonium, looking just as good as she did 20 years ago, only now with an extra 20 years of experience in getting you off. I can't see any further reason to live after such an experience. Anything more life might have to offer would be a mere trifle from thence onward.

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