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Rihanna puts the squeeze on her juicy melons

09.21.2017by: No Cool Handle

It looks as though Rihanna has yet to update her sizable wardrobe to compensate for her now sizable bust – if she actually owned some bras, they too would require upgrading to a more accommodating cup size. I'm glad to see RiRi out for dinner, it's a good sign [that] her enhanced curves are here to stay... at least for a while. Why, on this evening, she felt the need to flatten them down, I don't know, but it brings to mind that old phrase: squeezing 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Images of an orange being compressed by a chrome-plated juicer project in my mind, as does trying to close the zipper on an over-packed suitcase. I hope you like Rihanna served freshly squeezed, with extra pulp. If not, you'll have to wait until she inevitably embarks on a temporary crash diet. Everyone who's ever tried to cope with sudden weight gain has been there. Myself, I'll take Rihanna anyway I can get her.

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