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09.18.2008by: Cherry Liquor

Please help me out here. I know that normally this section of the JoBlo empire is reserved for tits and ass of the feminine variety, but I HAVE to understand why the hell Dane Cook is still f*cking employed in the entertainment industry.

I know women who refer to him as "hot." Hearing that always makes me shudder. Acne-pocked and somewhat cross-eyed at times, I've never had even the weakest of moments where I thought that tickling Cook in his pink places might be fun. Hell, I'd even f*ck the horse-faced blonde from "The Hills" before I'd touch him. (If there is more than one horse-faced blonde, throw them both in there.)

I think it's been solidly established that he can't act and that he's not funny, and yet like those DISASTER MOVIE type films, his name keeps appearing in top billing. WTF?!?! Please... men and women here... what is so dogdamn special about Dane Cook? For your troubles, I've included some images of Kate Hudson at Dane Cook's latest (predestined) flop, MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL.

CLICK IMAGE TO OPEN GALLERY & SEE MORE PICS...

Tags: Kate Hudson

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