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Paris Hilton returns after a 12 year exile (in a bikini, too)

07.08.2013by: ResidentRiddle64

Okay, look, I'm not saying that I like Paris Hilton. I don't even like Paris, France, but the fact that the girl has pretty much been M.I.A. for the last 12 years, it seems, and has just now reappeared looking pretty, decently okay in a bikini…that's something that has to be addressed, right? 

For the record, I'm no conspiracy theorist, but why are these pictures coming out now? Is there a comeback being planned? Another sex tape, perhaps? Are we going to be graced with another attempt at her solo career (Dear God, please, no)? Are the story and pics I've uploaded only feeding the fire? Who knows? All we have for now are bikini pics of Paris. I'm pretty certain everyone in the world dislikes the girl as much as the next person, but if we can look deep into our hearts and forget about dignity or shame and remember that we love pictures of girls in bikinis, I'm sure all of us will be much more accepting and happier and the world will be a better place. Enjoy. 

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Extra Tidbit: Was there ever a time (and it can be now) where you were into Paris Hilton?

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