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Natalie Portman services her car and pumps it up real good

08.20.2013by: ResidentRiddle64

While I can easily say that Natalie Portman is still one of my favorite hotties, pictures that I've been seeing of her recently (including these) make me a little sad inside. She seems really thin and these pictures make it seem like she's been sad face for a while now. She looks very discontent and vulnerable. I suppose when the gas pump weighs about ten pounds more than you do, that'll happen (or the fact that some strangers are taking pictures of you. Yeah. That might be it, too). Fo real, dough. She needs me and I can help her. All she needs to do is divorce that loser husband of hers and I will feed her double bacon cheeseburgers like nobody's business. While she's chowing down, I'll tell jokes so funny, she'll just guffaw grease and condiments into my face. Then, when she's reached her peak of chubby and happy, we'll go see THOR: THE DARK WORLD together and the world as we know it will be a much better place (for me, anyway).  

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Extra Tidbit: Are you still attracted to Natalie?

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