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Mira Sorvino is still nom-sational

07.08.2011by: Cherry Liquor
Everyone has read that email about Tarantino being a foot licking fetishist, right? (Allow me to stop and marvel for a moment that the spell checker did not red squiggle Tarantino, which is so many levels of awesome.) That man used to play little piggies with Mira Sorvino, a freaking magna cum laude grad from Harvard. She eventually married some young dude who knocked her up instead of wasting his seed diddling himself, but still... damn. If a dude wants to suck a few toes while giving himself the most reliable loving that a man can get, I think after a few Oscar noms and some insanely memorable films (whether you love 'em or hate 'em, you just don't forget them), he should be able to lube that puppy down with the ball sweat of Capuchin monkeys if that's his gig.

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