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Miley Cyrus is the pot smoking topless butterfly of your Adult Swim dreams

05.15.2015by: Cherry Liquor
I've been steering clear of Miley Cyrus for awhile now because frankly, she hasn't done anything new or different or interesting outside of what was becoming her redundant default setting of naked for naked's sake. I'm not saying that isn't the case now, she's clearly doing exactly what she's been doing for about 2 years now, but I'm suddenly drawn to her shtick because it's for a concert that was held after the Adult Swim Upfronts - this week where all of the stations have trotted out their programming that will be debuting over the next year. It's one thing if people want to pay their money to go see Cyrus rub at her vagina and grind on an inflatable penis while midgets dance around her but I'm wondering which off-his-rocker executive didn't think it fully through when they cut Miley a check to do the same at an event for the Cartoon Network. See, while I understand that the late-night programming for the channel is devoted to an older demographic with a penchant for debauchery, it's still the f*cking CARTOON NETWORK. It's still 85% directed at children. And while there were likely no minors in attendance as Cyrus lit up an oversized blunt, flashed her butterfly pasty covered tatas and showed her fractional percentage of feminist ideals by not shaving her armpits, this is still going to get filtered down to the kiddos with zero sense of irony attached. Honestly, I'm really feeling like giving up on the successive generations. Y'all are done before you've really begun.  

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2:33AM on 05/16/2015
Enough is enough.
Enough is enough.
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2:26AM on 05/16/2015
Yawn, it's getting old now! No bigger turn off to me than chicks who smoke cigs or weed
Yawn, it's getting old now! No bigger turn off to me than chicks who smoke cigs or weed
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7:19PM on 05/15/2015

I remember when she used to be a musician and actress...

...seems like so long ago now. Maybe singer is more accurate...not sure if she would have been considered a musician. Did she ever write any of her own material? Not a jab, just wondering-- I guess she has a few more years to get this out of her before she tries to come back. It's such a boring pattern at this point-- the predictable pop star machine: stage 12.
...seems like so long ago now. Maybe singer is more accurate...not sure if she would have been considered a musician. Did she ever write any of her own material? Not a jab, just wondering-- I guess she has a few more years to get this out of her before she tries to come back. It's such a boring pattern at this point-- the predictable pop star machine: stage 12.
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4:28PM on 05/15/2015
I realized a long time ago that it's silly for me to criticize most famous "hot" chicks because, given the chance, there aren't too many of them I wouldn't bang. Unless they're just truly vile train wrecks, femi-Nazi man-hating shrews, or so politically out there that it wouldn't be worth the risk of spending more than five minutes in their presence, it's likely I'd overcome just about any reservations if offered a chance to touch home plate. That said, Miley Cyrus is one I can honestly say I
I realized a long time ago that it's silly for me to criticize most famous "hot" chicks because, given the chance, there aren't too many of them I wouldn't bang. Unless they're just truly vile train wrecks, femi-Nazi man-hating shrews, or so politically out there that it wouldn't be worth the risk of spending more than five minutes in their presence, it's likely I'd overcome just about any reservations if offered a chance to touch home plate. That said, Miley Cyrus is one I can honestly say I wouldn't go near. It's not that her crazy antics are too shocking (since, as we all know, it's all a great big act), or that I would let her lack of talent or relationship to Billy Ray Cyrus get in the way of scratching my itch. It's just that there isn't anything particularly feminine or sexy about her, even when she's half-naked and acting like a whore. She looks like a 12-year-old boy in drag. No, thanks.
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11:50AM on 05/15/2015

Just Crude

Like school on Saturday - no class. I wouldn't f*ck her with someone else's dick.
Like school on Saturday - no class. I wouldn't f*ck her with someone else's dick.
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10:15AM on 05/15/2015
No, don't want, she is a horrible little Billy Ray Troll-baby, and always will be.
No, don't want, she is a horrible little Billy Ray Troll-baby, and always will be.
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3:47AM on 05/15/2015
More a nightmare than a dream,let me tell you.
More a nightmare than a dream,let me tell you.
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