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MIA: ScarJo's Tits

06.15.2010by: Cherry Liquor
I know that she's trying to be taken seriously as an actress, proof of her showing up to the Tony Awards the other night, but I DEMAND that someone send out a search party and figure out what happened to the magnificent golden globes that Scarlett Johansson used to rock on every single red carpet that she walked. I am not joking, dammit!! Where the f*ck have ScarJo's tits gone?? Where are the puppies that that one designer jiggled in his hands at the Oscars while every young man (and many young women) sat with their mouths open in mind-blowing envy? This is just getting sadder by the moment and I swear, if this turns into an ongoing investigation into the disappearance of what made this chick great, I'm calling the real CSI people and not the Miami ones.

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Extra Tidbit: No, I am NOT consoled by the fact that her arm tattoo isn't as stupid as Megan Fox's.
Source: Hollywood Tuna

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