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Marry/Date/Friend: Kaley Cuoco vs Katy Perry vs Taylor Swift

08.24.2016by: Cherry Liquor

Congratulations! The enthusiasm with which you showed our first Marry/Date/Friend feature has just earned you a shot at categorizing some of the hottest female celebrities out there once more! In our premier post, featuring Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence and Margot Robbie, the vast majority of you wanted to put a ring on Harley Quinn, with the rest of you going back and forth over whether to date or befriend either JLaw or Emma. Not terribly surprising, although I honestly thought most of you would want to lock down Stone.

This week, how about we make it just a little bit harder by featuring 3 ladies who seem to have perpetual relationship problems. A lesser of the 3 sexy evils, perhaps? Let's go!

Marry: Your forever gal, for better or worse.

Date: Your temporary gal, to have fun with but eventually walk away from.

Friend: Your best buddy gal, with whom you have all the laughs but none of the "benefits."

Kaley Cuoco

Pros:

Financial stability - Back in 2014, after 6 seasons of the most successful sitcom since "Friends," Cuoco and cast wrangled themselves contracts at $1 million per episode, which means your love would bring home a minimum of $22 MILLION before any other projects.

Humanitarian - Kaley not only dedicates her time to Stand Up For Pits, a charity dedicated to rescuing and rehabilitating the much aligned breed, she participates in several other animal rescue projects and adopts shelter dogs herself. Not to mention her time over the years with other charities, including her long-running appearances with the Big Bang cast at A Night at Sardi's, which supports Alzheimer's charities.

Fitness - This woman works out hard, frequenting yoga classes more often than she uses the restroom. The results are an investment on the eyes.

Cons:

Narcissistic - One could argue that all that time spent on her body, her nails, her hobbies could indicate that Kaley doesn't have a whole lot of spare time for her sweetheart.

TMI Victim - The main leaks from Cuoco during 2014's The Fappening included videos of her on the toilet. The pictures she willingly shared included post-sinus operation pictures. And then there are all of the vague references to her failed relationships, so if you don't please her, you'll probably be put on blast.

Hypocritical - While she has an amazing body that she works hard for, she also bought herself a pair of boobs rather than working with what she had. While she supports adopting and rescuing dogs, she also is a horseback riding enthusiast who doesn't seem to notice when her horse is sweating and straining in the heat while she supports her hobby.

OUR CHOICE: MARRY

 While she might be a bit of a handful, Kaley also comes off as the most down-to-Earth of these three women, who is willing to share her wealth with her love so long as they cooperate with whatever she wants to do. It would be easy to put aside our reservations and stand by her side in exchange for never having to eat Ramen again, as well as share the bed of someone funny, fit and sexy.

Taylor Swift

Pros:

Financial stability - Taylor Swift's current net worth is $200 million. TWO HUNDRED MILLION. Nearly a quarter of a BILLION dollars. And she's only getting started.

Hot Friends - While you wouldn't necessarily be the cheating type, I can't really see a single thing wrong with having a dinner party that included eye candy from Karlie Kloss to Selena Gomez to the entire revolving cast of Victoria's Secret models. If anything, think of all those friends you'd have willing to do anything for you if you'd only set them up with one of TayTay's squad mates.

Good Hearted - Swifty is well known for her graciousness when it comes to fans, sending them personalized gifts and taking pictures with them. She's also the gal who foots the bill to get all of her friends together on yachts, weekend getaways and the like.

Cons:

Goody-Goody - Some have argued that Taylor's giving nature is to make up for the fact that she doesn't have a strong personality of her own, with some going so far as to label her as insincere or a phony.

Girl Fights - While Swift might have a squad full of long-legged glamazons as friends, there's also a fairly long list of other women (and guys) who can't stand her, leaving her frequently in the middle of highly publicized cat fights that might shine a light on her treacherous underbelly.

Post Break-up Blues - All of those songs about shitty guys doing shitty things to Little Miss Precious speaks volumes.

OUR CHOICE: DATE

Tom Hiddleston must be enjoying his paycheck right about now, and I'm not referring to the one he's earning reprising Loki in THOR: RAGNAROK. Swift notoriously is available when she wants the paparazzi to snap her pic and not when she's not going to get anything out of it. So while you might never get to share space in her bed, all of that exposure to fine women and expensive dinners might be worth the temporary paycheck and occasional ass-kissing for the benefits of the gossip rags. Plus, once you "break up," you'll get your own song!

Katy Perry

Pros:

That Body - Seriously. That body. I don't even care that some people say she has a dumpy ass. Katy has that long-romanticized "woman's" body that dreams are made of.

Financial Stability - Taylor Swift might be fighting with Katy for more reasons than backup dancers. Katy is slowing but surely closing in on Swift with an estimated $125 million net worth and only more opportunities to exploit fragrance, fashion, acting and other ventures.

Sense of Humour - With so many pop stars trying to preserve a carefully manufactured persona, Katy seems to be the most willing to make fun of herself, with busty cameos on "Saturday Night Live," amongst others. Her sense of humour might be honed to specific crap, but it's still pretty funny.

Cons:

Romantic History - While it's unfair to think of a woman as being "ruined" just because she had other dudes in her past, when you tally up that Perry's exes include Russell Brand and John Mayer, one might want to second guess dipping a toe into that pond.

High Maintenance - At the cusp of her blowing up, Katy was famously miscast in the lineup of Vans Warped Tour in 2008, where she demanded to be carried on a lawn chair from the stage to her dressing room. Add that to all the hair, nails, makeup, fashion prep time she needs when scheduled for a simple photo op and you might fall asleep waiting for her to have any time for you.

Religious Upbringing - Katy has often presented an interesting paradox of a sexy woman who wants to kiss girls and show off her big tits but still claim allegiance to Jesus because she was raised by a preacher. All of the guilt, all of the time!

OUR CHOICE: FRIEND

Perry is really good to her friends, far moreso than she has been to current and past lovers, which bodes well if you want a loyal gal with a pocketbook big enough to treat you whenever you need the assist. While it might be a bummer to never indulge in that heavenly body, the supposition that she's not as freaky between the sheets as she would like people to believe she is still stands. It's also a good likelihood that as a friend, you might see her naked more frequently when she needs a dress strapped on than if you were the one hoping to take it off.

Now, let's hear your choices!

Source: IMDB

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2:42PM on 09/30/2016
Marry: Katy
Date: Taylor
Friend: Kaley
Marry: Katy
Date: Taylor
Friend: Kaley
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9:36AM on 08/31/2016

Is Marry/Date/Friend going to be bi-weekly?

Where's the new one today?
Where's the new one today?
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10:08AM on 08/26/2016
Marry- Kaley
Date-Katy
Friend-Taylor (only because I don't want to be another song of hers)
Marry- Kaley
Date-Katy
Friend-Taylor (only because I don't want to be another song of hers)
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6:52AM on 08/26/2016
Marry Taylor, Date Perry Friend Cuoco
Marry Taylor, Date Perry Friend Cuoco
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11:24PM on 08/24/2016
The easiest choice this time is actually who to date. I can't stand Taylor Swift. At all. But she is hot as hell, so she's the obvious choice to date, considering I wouldn't have to stay with her. The other two are considerable harder, a few years ago Marry would have easily have been Perry. It still is, but I like her considerably less as of recently for a number of reasons, (the Hillary support isn't helping either). I don't know very much about Cuoco, she doesnt do a lot for me but I do
The easiest choice this time is actually who to date. I can't stand Taylor Swift. At all. But she is hot as hell, so she's the obvious choice to date, considering I wouldn't have to stay with her. The other two are considerable harder, a few years ago Marry would have easily have been Perry. It still is, but I like her considerably less as of recently for a number of reasons, (the Hillary support isn't helping either). I don't know very much about Cuoco, she doesnt do a lot for me but I do know she likes to cook so there's a plus. I would probably have to friend her
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10:35PM on 08/24/2016
I never promised this would be easy. That's what makes it fun!

Suggestions for future matchups are always welcomed!
I never promised this would be easy. That's what makes it fun!

Suggestions for future matchups are always welcomed!
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10:37PM on 08/24/2016
I understand hard choices are more fun, but they're more fun when you have three you'd want to marry, not three you'd want to push away. I suppose that was to counter last week's.

Here is my suggestion:

Alexandra Daddario
Scarlett Johansson
Anna Kendrick (It really should be Margot Robbie in this matchup but you put her in the last one, Margot fits in this group better than Anna, and Anna fits in the first one better than Margot, Emily Ratajkowski is an alternative that probably fits
I understand hard choices are more fun, but they're more fun when you have three you'd want to marry, not three you'd want to push away. I suppose that was to counter last week's.

Here is my suggestion:

Alexandra Daddario
Scarlett Johansson
Anna Kendrick (It really should be Margot Robbie in this matchup but you put her in the last one, Margot fits in this group better than Anna, and Anna fits in the first one better than Margot, Emily Ratajkowski is an alternative that probably fits the grouping better)
4:01PM on 08/24/2016

Ugh... Tough choices...

Marry- Katy
Date- Kaley
Friend- Taylor

Outside of basic physical attraction, none of these three are really women I go nuts for. Too much Drama. Especially from Swift.
Marry- Katy
Date- Kaley
Friend- Taylor

Outside of basic physical attraction, none of these three are really women I go nuts for. Too much Drama. Especially from Swift.
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5:39PM on 08/24/2016
You should double check your Marry and Date choices.
You should double check your Marry and Date choices.
3:14PM on 08/25/2016
Crap, thanks
Crap, thanks
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3:08PM on 08/24/2016
Marry- Taylor
Date- Katy
Friend- Cuoco
Marry- Taylor
Date- Katy
Friend- Cuoco
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2:10PM on 08/24/2016

Eh...

Marry - Katy - that hot bod on a daily basis? Yes.
Date - Taylor - would be a great experience to date her for many reasons
Friend - Kaley - She's hot but the above two are more my preference so...
Marry - Katy - that hot bod on a daily basis? Yes.
Date - Taylor - would be a great experience to date her for many reasons
Friend - Kaley - She's hot but the above two are more my preference so...
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1:58PM on 08/24/2016
I seriously would NEVER consider marrying any of these women. But since it's a game:

DATE: Perry. She's mad hot. Would love to britsky those puppies.

FRIENDS: Swift. I really know nothing about her, but she seems okay.

Cuoco... I saw her once interviewed on Attack of the Show, and she was a total flake who spent the entire interview looking at herself in the monitor. I would not have anything to do with her.
I seriously would NEVER consider marrying any of these women. But since it's a game:

DATE: Perry. She's mad hot. Would love to britsky those puppies.

FRIENDS: Swift. I really know nothing about her, but she seems okay.

Cuoco... I saw her once interviewed on Attack of the Show, and she was a total flake who spent the entire interview looking at herself in the monitor. I would not have anything to do with her.
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12:11PM on 08/24/2016

....

marry-katy
date-taylor
friend-kaley
marry-katy
date-taylor
friend-kaley
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11:36AM on 08/24/2016
Marry- Taylor
Date- Katy
Friend- Kaley
Marry- Taylor
Date- Katy
Friend- Kaley
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9:49AM on 08/24/2016

I like big bank an I cannot lie

Actually, I'm a leg man so -

Marry - Taylor
Date- Katy
Friend- Kaley
Actually, I'm a leg man so -

Marry - Taylor
Date- Katy
Friend- Kaley
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8:46AM on 08/24/2016
You really should do a recount of the last one. Emma won the Marry vote with 8, Robbie had 7 and JLaw had 4. Robbie did not win the Marry vote, let alone by a vast majority.

As far as this week goes, definitely do NOT marry Kaley. If you knew her relationship history, then you'd know a fatal con for her is that she's a serial monogamist.

I'm not a big fan of any of this week's choices, but if I had to choose:

Marry - Taylor
Date - Katy
Friend - Kaley
You really should do a recount of the last one. Emma won the Marry vote with 8, Robbie had 7 and JLaw had 4. Robbie did not win the Marry vote, let alone by a vast majority.

As far as this week goes, definitely do NOT marry Kaley. If you knew her relationship history, then you'd know a fatal con for her is that she's a serial monogamist.

I'm not a big fan of any of this week's choices, but if I had to choose:

Marry - Taylor
Date - Katy
Friend - Kaley
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7:44AM on 08/24/2016

Gah...

To be honest, I don't think I'd want to be involved with any of these girls... but since it's just a game, I'd say:
Marry: Katy Perry
Date: Kaley Cuoco
Friend: Taylor Swift
To be honest, I don't think I'd want to be involved with any of these girls... but since it's just a game, I'd say:
Marry: Katy Perry
Date: Kaley Cuoco
Friend: Taylor Swift
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7:43AM on 08/24/2016
Marry - Katy Perry
Date - Kaley Cuoco
Friend - Taylor Swift
Marry - Katy Perry
Date - Kaley Cuoco
Friend - Taylor Swift
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5:48AM on 08/24/2016
Marry: Katy Perry
Date: Taylor Swift
Friend: Kaley Cuoco
Marry: Katy Perry
Date: Taylor Swift
Friend: Kaley Cuoco
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5:17AM on 08/24/2016
Marry Taylor, date Katy and friend Kaley.
Marry Taylor, date Katy and friend Kaley.
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