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Marry/Date/Friend: Alison Brie vs Alexandra Daddario vs Anna Kendrick

09.07.2016by: Cherry Liquor

As for the celebrity women who have the most trouble having healthy, long-lasting relationships, they might want to read last week's column and notice that there are plenty of honest, good guys over here at MovieHotties who are interested in making them happy ladies. Sure, most of you expressed some kind of hesitation at getting involved with either Katy Perry, Kaley Cuoco or Taylor Swift, but it seemed fairly clear that the majority would marry Perry, date Swift and friend Cuoco, but it was a mixed bag all around, with no wildly definitive designation for each.

As for this week, I thought we'd call in some roadside assistance in the form of the Triple A that could best rescue our libidos in the form of these three knockout women.

Marry: Your forever gal, for better or worse.

Date: Your temporary gal, to have fun with but eventually walk away from.

Friend: Your best buddy gal, with whom you have all the laughs but none of the "benefits."

Anna Kendrick

Pros:

Sense of Humour - Not only does Anna Kendrick have an easy way with the comedy when she's being filmed, she's also one of the more quick witted off camera as well, with various brain fart tweets that include, "I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent."

Financial Stability - Right now, Anna's net worth sits at around $10 million, which certainly isn't in the neighborhood of Taylor, Katy or Kaley, but it's not so ridiculous that she'd have all the power over the purse strings or you.

Down to Earth - While Edgar Wright is a doll in my eyes, he's by no means a sexy beast by the traditional standard of male attractiveness. But Kendrick loved him because he was funny and talented. So there's hope for you all!

Cons:

Pint Sized - At a wee 5'2" tall and what I'm guessing is a weight of maybe 100 pounds, Anna might be an awesome pocket pet but surely will have some limitations in the durability arena. For, rock climbing, or, uh, other stuff.

Workaholic - Hollywood loves her because she's cute, funny and can swing to the dramatic side without losing credibility. Which is why they hire her. A lot. Which doesn't leave much time for you.

Pitch Imperfect - I can't imagine attending all of the reunions and sequels and other events for the fan favorite but borderline grating movie would be fun in the long run.

OUR CHOICE: MARRY

 Man, it was a stretch to think up stuff that was negative about Anna, who is pretty much everything dudes always claim they want. She's adorable, amusing, fit and yet stacked, can sing like Mary Poppins but curse like a sailor, keeps her private life quiet and admits to preferring to NetFlix and avoid responsibilities. This is someone you want to lock down and be happy with forever.

Alexandra Daddario

Pros:

Physique - BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS.... and more BOOBS. Sure, she's fit. The ass is great, the tummy is taut. But let's just call it as it is. BOOBS.

Star Power Friendships - She's close with model Kate Upton. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson enjoyed working with her so much on SAN ANDREAS, he supposedly suggested her casting in the upcoming BAYWATCH movie. And of course, Carla Gugino was her mom and the top searched videos on PornHub include familial relations, so I know where your mind is going with that.

Rising Celebrity - As Hollywood continues to catch on to what a catch Daddario is, it means that getting in on the ground floor with her would be beneficial in the long term scheme of things.

Cons:

That Smile - Oy. Shit is creepy. You know, that giant grin, often highlighted in the wrong way with too-red lipstick and that odd slant that happens more in one eye than the other. Imagine waking up to that hovering over you one morning.

Career Demands - While it's great that Alexandra is finding her way through the acting war zone, it means that she's going to far more focused on going above and beyond while on set rather than going down on you.

Everyone's Spank Bank - You've seen the boobs. So has EVERYONE else. The novelty of being the only one who gets to see the goods doesn't exist and the concept that everyone has probably knocked one out to your girl might be a tad creepy.

OUR CHOICE: DATE

Alexandra Daddario is fit, fine and from what I can tell from the brief interviews and mild tweets she's put out there in the world, relatively funny. That body alone is just too much of a temptation to pass up, but you can't eat candy for dinner for the rest of your life, right?

Alison Brie

Pros:

Sense of Humour - Even when on a more dramatic series such as "Mad Men," Alison manages to bring a tongue-in-cheek delivery that most other actors have to struggle to attain. If you're into dry delivery and a healthy dose of sarcasm, she's your girl.

Loyal - Through all of the shit that the cast members of "Community" had to deal with over the will they/won't they series cancellation threats, Brie stuck close to her co-stars. Not to mention that long-standing relationship she's had with Dave Franco (but I'm sure you don't want to think about that).

Physique - If she didn't do so many racy photoshoots for men's magazines, we might not have noticed just how generously well-endowed Brie is. That body is usually wrapped up in plain clothes on the casual, so when the cleavage comes out, it's like getting two prizes at the bottom of your cereal box.

Cons:

Annoying voice - Maybe it's just me, but I can't stand Alison's speaking voice. Too high pitched, just a little bit on the grating side. The sweet nothings would need to be muffled.

Workaholic - Getting to be the character actress of everyone's dreams takes a whole lot of hours in the salt mines. Consider the fact that Alison balanced "Mad Men," "Community" and roles in movies while simultaneously doing interviews, posing for magazines and hustling for even more work and you might get the feeling she's more concerned with pleasing everyone other than you.

Always "On" - I've seen Alison in interviews and get the impression she'll do or say anything to get you to like her. When first meeting someone this might be attractive but long term exposure can become tedious and impossible to keep up with.

OUR CHOICE: FRIEND

Again, I really don't have a lot of negatives here necessarily. It's just the impression that I get of Alison that leads me to believe that she would be an absolutely kick-ass friend but an otherwise strenuous choice of a long or short term partner. Having her around seems awesome. Having to live with her might be a different story.

Now, let's hear your choices!

Source: IMDB

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3:08PM on 09/23/2016
Marry: Allison (100% marriage material). Date:Alexandra. Friend:Anna.
Marry: Allison (100% marriage material). Date:Alexandra. Friend:Anna.
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8:25PM on 09/09/2016

Little side note

I looked back at some past "Cast This" columns in light of the newest one. These exact three ladies were users' top choices for the Charlie's Angels reboot.
I looked back at some past "Cast This" columns in light of the newest one. These exact three ladies were users' top choices for the Charlie's Angels reboot.
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7:52AM on 09/09/2016
I'm going to stick with the suggestions above, can't really argue any of your points at all.
I'm going to stick with the suggestions above, can't really argue any of your points at all.
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3:35PM on 09/08/2016
Date: Brie. Does nothing for me so it would probably be a one date wonder.
Friend: Kendrick. Always looks fun to be around.
Marry. Daddario. Arm candy opens many doors haha
Date: Brie. Does nothing for me so it would probably be a one date wonder.
Friend: Kendrick. Always looks fun to be around.
Marry. Daddario. Arm candy opens many doors haha
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1:13AM on 09/08/2016
This column just insists on putting one of my dream wives in every contest. Daddario was one of the women I most wanted to marry BEFORE this contest so there’s no question which spot she occupies. Date has to be Brie, because come on she’s insanely hot. Kendrick weirdly ends up in the friend zone, this is strange because I’ve always figured but I couldn’t ever be in a long term relationship with her because, while she’s insanely hot, I wouldn’t enjoy being around her (not into all that
This column just insists on putting one of my dream wives in every contest. Daddario was one of the women I most wanted to marry BEFORE this contest so there’s no question which spot she occupies. Date has to be Brie, because come on she’s insanely hot. Kendrick weirdly ends up in the friend zone, this is strange because I’ve always figured but I couldn’t ever be in a long term relationship with her because, while she’s insanely hot, I wouldn’t enjoy being around her (not into all that singing). So I get the best possible option for the first two categories and nothing for the third.
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11:47PM on 09/07/2016
Im in agreement with Anna. She's awesome in almost every way and would be a great life partner. Swap Allison with Alexandria. Alexandria would be cool to hang out with, but I have practically no interest in her intimately. Allison, on the other hand, is sexy, fun, and funny. Can't really say that about Alexandria.
Im in agreement with Anna. She's awesome in almost every way and would be a great life partner. Swap Allison with Alexandria. Alexandria would be cool to hang out with, but I have practically no interest in her intimately. Allison, on the other hand, is sexy, fun, and funny. Can't really say that about Alexandria.
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1:32PM on 09/08/2016
You must not follow Alexandra (not Alexandria) on social media. She is definitely fun and funny and you don't have to look very hard to see how sexy she is. Alison, on the other hand, in real life comes off as very forced when she's trying to be funny. She lacks subtlety in the way she speaks. Did you see her interview on James Corden? I couldn't help but cringe at how loud and forced she came off in trying to be funny. I don't even think the audience was all that into it either.

I put JLaw
You must not follow Alexandra (not Alexandria) on social media. She is definitely fun and funny and you don't have to look very hard to see how sexy she is. Alison, on the other hand, in real life comes off as very forced when she's trying to be funny. She lacks subtlety in the way she speaks. Did you see her interview on James Corden? I couldn't help but cringe at how loud and forced she came off in trying to be funny. I don't even think the audience was all that into it either.

I put JLaw in the F for the first M/D/F for a similar reason. Both JLaw and Alison seem to lack an off switch.

Forgive my obsession. I guess I really am somewhat intolerant of people trying to sully the goddess I've put on my pedestal. lol
9:07PM on 09/07/2016

Tough one

I'd say Marry Kendrick, mostly because I know more about her than Daddario.

Definitely would dare Daddario. I'd date her hard.

Brie annoys the crap out of me, so I wouldn't even want her as a friend. Though a one night stand option would work nicely here.
I'd say Marry Kendrick, mostly because I know more about her than Daddario.

Definitely would dare Daddario. I'd date her hard.

Brie annoys the crap out of me, so I wouldn't even want her as a friend. Though a one night stand option would work nicely here.
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7:50PM on 09/07/2016
Marry: Alexandra
Date: Anna
Friend: Allison

Marry: Alexandra
Date: Anna
Friend: Allison

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6:19PM on 09/07/2016

Hmmmm....

I love the column idea first off!
I'm going to have to go with marry Alison, date Alexandra, friend Anna.
I love the column idea first off!
I'm going to have to go with marry Alison, date Alexandra, friend Anna.
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4:39PM on 09/07/2016

This is a tough one!

While I think Alison is the funniest, I think Anna has the best personality. Does thmake sense? There's nothing wrong with Alexandra's personality, it's just not as noteworthy as the other 2. In theory, Anna shouldn't be considered hotter than 2 blue/green-eyed women... but there's just something about her face.

Marry Anna, date Alexandra and friend Alison.
While I think Alison is the funniest, I think Anna has the best personality. Does thmake sense? There's nothing wrong with Alexandra's personality, it's just not as noteworthy as the other 2. In theory, Anna shouldn't be considered hotter than 2 blue/green-eyed women... but there's just something about her face.

Marry Anna, date Alexandra and friend Alison.
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3:41PM on 09/07/2016

What a Great Column Idea!

Marry: I'd have to marry Brie because I like her personality and sense of humor so much.

Date: Daddario was built for ...dating.

Friend: Kendrick is perfect for playing the friend zone.
Marry: I'd have to marry Brie because I like her personality and sense of humor so much.

Date: Daddario was built for ...dating.

Friend: Kendrick is perfect for playing the friend zone.
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3:30PM on 09/07/2016
Marry: Brie
Date: Daddario
Friend: Kendrick
Marry: Brie
Date: Daddario
Friend: Kendrick
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2:28PM on 09/07/2016

This is an impossible question

How about Marry, Date, Friend w/ Benefits?
How about Marry, Date, Friend w/ Benefits?
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2:03PM on 09/07/2016
I would Marry Alison Brie, Date Alexandra Daddario and Anna Kendrick seems like she would be awesome to hangout with.
I would Marry Alison Brie, Date Alexandra Daddario and Anna Kendrick seems like she would be awesome to hangout with.
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11:48AM on 09/07/2016

Marry all three?

OK, if I have to pick:

Marry: Daddario
Date: Brie
Friend: Kendrick
OK, if I have to pick:

Marry: Daddario
Date: Brie
Friend: Kendrick
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1:04PM on 09/07/2016
Totally agree!
Totally agree!
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11:24AM on 09/07/2016

Agree With Cherry

Marry: Anna Kendrick
Date really hard (and frequently while it lasted): Daddario
Friend: Brie (though I'd rather friend [or date or marry] Carla Gugino, Daddario's movie mom)
Marry: Anna Kendrick
Date really hard (and frequently while it lasted): Daddario
Friend: Brie (though I'd rather friend [or date or marry] Carla Gugino, Daddario's movie mom)
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11:09AM on 09/07/2016
Whenever I see the women listed for this column I immediately make my own quick choice but after reading your notes I tend to agree with you. Same case here. My gut instinct would be to marry Daddario, date Brie and friend Kendrick but you make some good points. Kendrick truly is a catch so marrying her would be a good decision for anyone. The problem with marrying Daddario is that she can have any guy on the planet and every single guy will constantly be trying to bang her so you'll always
Whenever I see the women listed for this column I immediately make my own quick choice but after reading your notes I tend to agree with you. Same case here. My gut instinct would be to marry Daddario, date Brie and friend Kendrick but you make some good points. Kendrick truly is a catch so marrying her would be a good decision for anyone. The problem with marrying Daddario is that she can have any guy on the planet and every single guy will constantly be trying to bang her so you'll always be paranoid. Beside the tits Brie doesn't do anything for me.
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1:10PM on 09/07/2016
I personally think Daddario would be worth the risk. Not to mention, consider the nourishment she's able to provide potential babies.
I personally think Daddario would be worth the risk. Not to mention, consider the nourishment she's able to provide potential babies.
1:43PM on 09/07/2016
Yeah I mean any red-blooded straight male would jump at the chance to marry Daddario and I would in a second. I guess I'm trying to think somewhat logically instead of with Thunderdome junior.
Yeah I mean any red-blooded straight male would jump at the chance to marry Daddario and I would in a second. I guess I'm trying to think somewhat logically instead of with Thunderdome junior.
3:05PM on 09/07/2016
Well, if I could counter that, I'd argue that it would be more "Junior" to feel insecure about every other guy wanting your girl.

On top of that, while I imagine Kendrick would have some heavy duty reactions as the recipient of certain oral activities (hence why I would date her), it's still tricky to imagine her bearing children.
Well, if I could counter that, I'd argue that it would be more "Junior" to feel insecure about every other guy wanting your girl.

On top of that, while I imagine Kendrick would have some heavy duty reactions as the recipient of certain oral activities (hence why I would date her), it's still tricky to imagine her bearing children.
3:09PM on 09/07/2016
I fully admit that I'd be insecure with a chick like Daddario lol
I fully admit that I'd be insecure with a chick like Daddario lol
7:17PM on 09/07/2016
Well, considering most people are torn between putting a ring on Kendrick and Brie, I'm pretty much the only one putting a ring on Daddario. Considering how many people here just want to date her only to throw her away, she'd love having someone put a ring on her.

I can clearly live with that. lol
Well, considering most people are torn between putting a ring on Kendrick and Brie, I'm pretty much the only one putting a ring on Daddario. Considering how many people here just want to date her only to throw her away, she'd love having someone put a ring on her.

I can clearly live with that. lol
10:17AM on 09/07/2016
Marry: Brie
Date: Daddario
Friend: Kendrick
Marry: Brie
Date: Daddario
Friend: Kendrick
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9:33AM on 09/07/2016
Marry: Brie
Date: Daddario
Friend: Kendrick
Marry: Brie
Date: Daddario
Friend: Kendrick
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7:52AM on 09/07/2016

Oy!

Marry: Kendrick
Date: Daddario
Friend: Alison Brie

Gotta go with the author on this one.
Marry: Kendrick
Date: Daddario
Friend: Alison Brie

Gotta go with the author on this one.
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7:44AM on 09/07/2016
Marry Daddario
Date Kendrick
Friend Brie

Not only because I always pick Daddario as my number one, but because her bod is ideal to bear kids with. I do agree with Alison Brie being always "on". She was rather cringeworthy on James Corden.
Marry Daddario
Date Kendrick
Friend Brie

Not only because I always pick Daddario as my number one, but because her bod is ideal to bear kids with. I do agree with Alison Brie being always "on". She was rather cringeworthy on James Corden.
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7:33AM on 09/07/2016
Move to Utah and marry all three.
Move to Utah and marry all three.
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3:45PM on 09/07/2016
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
1:06AM on 09/08/2016
Your Sir are a genius. Also it’s funny; I’ve always imagined such an agreement would be a nightmare due to jealousy and other emotions. However these three actually seem like they would all get along quite well.
Your Sir are a genius. Also it’s funny; I’ve always imagined such an agreement would be a nightmare due to jealousy and other emotions. However these three actually seem like they would all get along quite well.
1:06AM on 09/08/2016
Your Sir are a genius. Also it’s funny; I’ve always imagined such an agreement would be a nightmare due to jealousy and other emotions. However these three actually seem like they would all get along quite well.
Your Sir are a genius. Also it’s funny; I’ve always imagined such an agreement would be a nightmare due to jealousy and other emotions. However these three actually seem like they would all get along quite well.
6:32AM on 09/07/2016
Marry: Anna Kendrick
Date: Daddario
Friend: Brie
Marry: Anna Kendrick
Date: Daddario
Friend: Brie
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4:38AM on 09/07/2016
Marry Kendrick
Date Brie
Friend Daddario
Marry Kendrick
Date Brie
Friend Daddario
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