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Marry/Date/Friend: Alice Eve vs Jenna Coleman vs Hayley Atwell

04.19.2017by: Cherry Liquor

It seems as if there were no losers last time we visited the land of Marry/Date/Friend, with everyone loving a little bit of something from Lizzy Caplan, Krysten Ritter and Emmy Rossum. While there were a couple of you who agreed with my picks, the rest were a little bit all over the place, with the majority of you wanting to marry either Lizzy or Emmy and the majority wanting to date Krysten. But again, there were absolutely no losers.

This week the box office isn't being all that inspirational for me, even if UNFORGETTABLE could have brought you a crazy bitch match-up. Instead, I thought that I'd go with a few of the well-embraced Brits, perhaps as a sequel to last time, but with more sexy accents.

Marry: Your forever gal, for better or worse.

Date: Your temporary gal, to have fun with but eventually walk away from.

Friend: Your best buddy gal, with whom you have all the laughs but none of the "benefits."

Alice Eve

Pros:

That Body - It made sense to feature Alice Eve as perfect 10 in SHE'S OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, even if that movie never really showed just how gawddamn built she is. And the fact that she's been free with showing off all the goods in a few of her films only makes it that much sweeter.

Down-to-Earth - That fact that she married some non-celebrity (even if the marriage only lasted 2 years) speaks to Alice's willingness to be with an average person because she loves them, not because of what they can do for her career.

Sense of Humour - The first thing I ever saw Eve do was BIG NOTHING, where she paired up with David Schwimmer and Simon Pegg for a gross black comedy, proving that she's a hot chick who gets the joke. Which is just all kinds of win, all the way around.

Cons:

Everyone's Spank Bank - The downside to being with a woman who is as hot as Alice is that everyone is going to be looking at her and thinking about being with her. And then, if you have low self-esteem, making you wonder why she's with you.

Not Quite A-List - For the past 10 years or so, we've seen Alice struggle to figure out her place in Hollywood. She's either in big budget films with little substance that use her as a beautiful prop or in low budget indies that don't get any play. Not that it would necessarily affect your love for her but perhaps her mood overall.

Daughter of Actors - Being the eldest child of a couple of low-key actors, I'm going to wager a guess that Alice has her personal life drama queen moments. Some people love that, others not so much.

OUR CHOICE: MARRY

 Alice Eve is beautiful, stacked, funny, sharp-witted and down-to-Earth. This is a bit of a no-brainer because who wouldn't want to have that in their lives 24/7?

Hayley Atwell

Pros:

That Body - No, seriously, that f*cking body. A bit thicker than some of the women in Hollywood sporting large breasts, Atwell is built like a "real woman" or a brick house, so to speak.

Marvel Universe - Being Peggy in the movies wasn't as big of a deal as having her own show, Agent Carter, it's just that people couldn't be bothered to dedicate their time to watching that show. But to be a part of the Marvel Universe forever? Not too shabby.

Low-Key - Have you heard any gossip about Hayley Atwell? Can you name one of her ex-boyfriends without having to do a Google search? Chances are the answer is no and I like that about a celebrity. No drama, no fuss, all mussed up bedsheets.

Cons:

Finding Her Footing - Atwell has had even less luck at the draw with roles than Alice Eve, which might mean that she'll be forever struggling with finding work or getting quality work.

A Bit Conservative - Don't get me wrong, as I stated above, I like it when a star isn't filled full of the crazies, but Hayley does seem to be just a *bit* too buttoned up. I kinda want to applaud her for not just going the nude scene route to get career attention but also think it might help if she did.

A Touch Hippie - Her dad is a shaman, she's participated in Save the Dolphins rallies and became a vegetarian because watching a lobster get boiled was too emotional for her. Hippies are great for free love, but the politics of it can get draining when you just want a tuna sandwich.

OUR CHOICE: DATE

Much like last go around, I could very easily flip Alice & Hayley in these positions, as both are busty, funny & cool chicks. But I gotta go with Hayley as the less long-term, if only because I like my meat & think dolphins can be dicks.

Jenna Coleman

Pros:

Pristine Beauty - There is something so flawlessly beautiful about Jenna Coleman, it's nearly precious. Those dimples, that perfect shiny hair, her glistening big doe eyes. It's all so wonderful to look at.

Dr. Who Connections - I'm not a Whovian but for those into the series, Coleman ranks high among the favorite assistants. For those into it, I imagine a lifetime of conventions with the hottest girl in the room might be boss.

Loyalty - Throughout the rise of her star, Jenna has stuck by her long-term, pre-fame boyfriend, which shows that she's not only not a flash in the pan, she's not one who forgets her roots the second she has the chance to step up.

Cons:

Very Conservative - The prim and proper thing is great and all, but I hate that we rarely get any va-va-voom from Coleman. I can think of one red carpet appearance where she wore a dress a *bit* see-through and everyone went nuts. A little cleavage from time to time couldn't hurt, could it?

Up-and-Comer - Not that she would ditch her boyfriend after all this time, but with the struggle to be known as an actress outside of Dr. Who means that she's going to be working a lot. For those needier, this might be a big hurdle.

Dr. Who Connections - What might seem great also might be a nightmare scenario. Both for those who love the show and perhaps wouldn't want to spend the next 40+ years of their lives sitting at convention tables, taking sweaty bills from those wanting pictures & autographs and those who hate the show and couldn't manage to not throw a fit being approached by fans on the street.

OUR CHOICE: FRIEND

She's darling, she's beautiful, she seems sweet. Honestly, I don't know too much about Coleman outside of what she looks like and the interviews she's given about the work she's done. Maybe she's a total bitch I wouldn't want to be friends with. But there's only one slot left, so this is it.

Now, let's hear your choices!

Source: IMDB

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