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12.30.2016by: No Cool Handle

The Top 10 Best Nude Scenes of 2016

Sex and nudity. In most cases neither are necessary for a satisfying moviegoing experience; you could look at their inclusion as an extra added bonus. They do, however, have the ability to make a bad movie tolerable and a decent movie better. I know there's plenty of movie fans who've heard this one: "Yeah, the movie sucked but at least we got to see so-and-so's tits" and it's in that spirit we present to you The Best Nude Scenes of 2016. Our winners were carefully chosen based on name recognition, hotness and the quality of their scenes. (Not one nameless, faceless actresses was even considered; you can find plenty of them anywhere on the Internet.) Take a moment to forget about notions of what makes a movie worth watching. Don't let pesky things like a good story and strong characterizations stand in your way of enjoying some of Hollywood's finest females, baring it all for the sake of their art. Here's a years worth of the best, most famous, naked bodies found in film and television.

#10 - Eliza Dusku - Banshee (Click Here For Clip)

The closest Eliza Dushku has ever come to showing off more than her acting chops was in a little-known indie thriller called THE ALPHABET KILLER. It was the first time she had ever been coaxed into sharing a quick flash of her breasts with an audience that was eight f**king years ago. That's right, a career spent covered up. Which is why a couple shots of Eliza's bare bottom deserves to be acknowledged; had the scene called for more flesh, she would have definitely cracked the top five. Some may argue a nude scene without breasts disqualifies it from being recognized as a nude scene, but I disagree. An uncovered ass is rarer than your average topless shot. Also, there's something satisfying about watching a hottie who parts with principle, lest she not get the part.

#9 - Morena Baccarin - Deadpool (Click Here For Clip)

It may be a blink-and-you'll-miss-it-moment but the site of Morena Baccarin's naked body, teetering on Ryan Reynold's tent pole, yielded some of the finest seconds in any Marvel movie to date. Forget special-effects spectacles, Morena produces the kind of stimulating images no state-of-the-art render farm could possibly recreate. And listening to her bashfully ask Deadpool to fulfill her dirtiest desires (specifically, "Will you stick it in my ass?") is worth 10 nude scenes featuring hotties who aren't nearly as fine as Morena Baccarin. Added to which, a montage of this feisty love interest not only deviating from Marvel's family-friendly formula, but what is considered normal sexual behavior, violating poor Deadpool in a way is deadliest nemesis never dreamed.

#8 - Lizzy Caplan - Masters of Sex (Click Here For Clip)

When you have a show called MASTERS OF SEX a premium cable network series, unbound by censorship you just know somebody's getting naked. A lead woman of great beauty and respectable standing usually has enough clout with the show runners to abstain from doing anything in front of the camera she finds morally and/or personally objectionable not Lizzy Caplin, though. She could probably opt out if so desired (ala Emilia Clarke), but this hottie behaves in a way that reflects the boldness of her sexually enlightened character, diving tits first into any scene that calls for nudity, nooky, and in this case, both. She's arguably one of the hottest females on our list, her position marred only by the ghost-of-better-scenes past. We get a a few excellent, extended looks at various parts of her body. Really awesome, but nothing that equals her epic nude scenes in TRUE BLOOD.

#7 - Bella Heathcote & Abbey Lee - The Neon Demon (Click Here For Clip)

Nicolas Winding Refn is a twisted f**k; his last two movies both contain scenes of a corpse being defiled physically and sexually. Our number seven pick requires the ability to separate the macabre from the sexy. No, there's no necrophilia involved, just a mixture of blood and water running down two of Australia's hottest bodies. Watching Abby Lee and Bella Heathcote showering together was the kind of scene one would hope to see when going into a movie like THE NEON DEMON, only slightly sullied by the grotesque context. Remember when I said the caliber of a female's hottness factors into the decision-making process? Meant it, didn't I? Here you have two supermodels showering together... two naked... soaking wet... SUPERMODELS! Who's gonna let a little blood in the tub keep them from enjoying this, a visual treat.

#6 - Riley Keough - The Girlfriend Experience (Click Here For Clip)

The grand daughter of Elvis Presley, Riley Keough, really deserves her own special category. For our number six pick, think less in terms of scene and more in terms of season. That's about how long Riley spent her freshman run on THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE a series spinoff from the 2009 Steven Soderbergh film of the same name getting naked. She didn't rely on nepotism to somehow get her out of scenes involving masturbation, showering, getting jizzed on and some old-fashioned coitus. (If she was truly offering her clients "The Girlfriend Experience," there'd be a lot more begging going on before she agreed to do any of that stuff.) So why not a higher spot on the list? Because she's still relatively new, and, as much fun as all that sounds, the show presents it in an unpleasant manner; some of the ambient music sounding better suited for a horror movie. Still, Riley Keough is bold, hot and down for whatever.

#5 - Ana de Armas - Hands of Stone (Click Here For Clip)

Ana De Armas followed up one of last year's most memorable nude scenes playing a sadistic seductress in Eli Roth's KNOCK, KNOCK with yet another strong showing of flesh. Her beautiful fake breasts and a booty made for biting objectified as the spoils of pugilistic excellence, thoroughly enjoyed during a scene of simulated sex by Edgar Ramirez in HANDS OF STONE. Landing roles in wide release movies such as WAR DOGS and the BLADE RUNNER sequel prove Ana De Armas to be the most addictive thing to come out of Columbia since cocaine. Hardly any punches were pulled in bout after bout of sexual encounters, completely disrobed as she takes some of Edgar's best shots. And speaking of best shots: there's plenty of moments where those boobs are packed into frame. It seems only fitting Ana be the one to take the number five spot and get us over the hump.

#4 - Yvonne Strahovski - Manhattan Night (Click Here For Clip)

If there ever was a hottie to bet against giving up the goods (based on her sanitized love making scenes in Dexter), it would have been Yvonne Strahovski something anyone would have gladly lost their shirt over. I guess the thought of being groped by Adrien Brody on camera was an opportunity to great to pass on. A concept so appealing to Yvonne, she also agreed to a scene of self-service in the shower. MANHATTAN NIGHT may have been a failed attempt at blending 1950's style noir with an erotic thriller from the 90's, but it succeeded in convincing it's lead actress to drop her bath towel to entice an uncertain Brody. Once he inevitably succumbs, we're treated to a few quick glimpses of Yvonne's Manhattan mounds. A woman of searing beauty offering up, without hesitation, her naked body is a timeless fantasy, wonderfully realized in a full-bodied performance by Yvonne Strahovski.

#3 - Thandie Newton - Westworld (Click Here For Clip)

For some reason, the creators of Westworld chose to show Thandie Newton nude in the most dehumanizing way possible. Sure, it was necessary for the story but, come on, she also played a madam in the town's only whore house. They could've thrown in one scenario where looking at her big boobs and tidy, trimmed bush didn't remind us of the evil human's machination. That aside, there's no denying Ms. Newton truly saddled up for some full frontal nudity, presented in several extended scenes throughout the season. Even though a standout scene the one where she's running around a facility buck naked was shrouded in shadow, there wasn't enough darkness to prevent the bounce in them boobs from being seen. Throughout Westworld's first season run, the lovely Thandie Newton graciously provided the 3 B's: Boobs, Butt and Bush. Hence, a place on our list at number three.

#2 - Olivia Wilde - Vinyl (Click Here For Clip)

Vulnerable nudity; Is there another kind? Olivia Wilde confessed to using a stunt bush for her nude scene in HBO's Vinyl ("Somehow it makes you feel less naked," she confessed), but the illusion created by the carefully crafted merkin ended up being convincing so much so, there was no need to demote her position. This is Olivia Wilde, well lit and presented in long takes of flesh laid bare, we're talking about. Her vulnerability as visible as her beautiful body; her boobs displayed long enough so anyone watching can accurately describe them to a sketch artist. Many of us associated this gorgeous gal with her awesome nude scene in ALPHA DOG, a movie released 10 years ago. It was nice to get reacquainted with her all-natural body, and to confirm just how awesome it still remains.

#1 - Malin Akerman & Kate Micucci - Easy (Click Here For Clip)

Got room for one more? Who would've thought a little half-hour Netflix original series with an on-the-nose title like Easy would deliver unto us the best threesome since WILD THINGS. We have two hotties taking up our number one spot. Malin Akerman and Kate Micucci yes, you pronounce Kate's last name just as looks deliver more than just nudity. Once disrobed, these two down girls (along with Orlando Bloom) get into some seriously heavy petting right before Malin heads down to Kate's border town. Tits and ass are more than just seen, they're grabbed, slapped, licked and fondled. We get gratuitous shots of Malin's ass in sexy panties propped up in the air, seconds before Orlando cues up behind her. Partners are interchanged as they take turns tending to the crying baby upstairs the foreplay goes on and on. This is the one of those scenes that came out of nowhere; suddenly and without warning. Each of the moments that make up this list are worthy, but our number one pick is the stuff legends.



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