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04.29.2015by: Cherry Liquor

The Top Ten Sexiest Women of Marvel

Congratulations, you've made it to the kick-off of the 2015 Summer Box Office season! This means a whole lot of AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON this week, as well as the requisite dwelling on all things Marvel while we give the chance for the superhero club to clean up. It means that most of the women on this list you've seen on numerous lists time and time again, only having an opinion on their placement in the list. So sorry, no Imogen Bailey here. What? You haven't heard of her topless scene in MAN-THING? What? You didn't know that MAN-THING is a Marvel film??? For shame! Here's my top ten, as I see them.

#10 - Sophie Cookson - (Roxy - KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE)

Don't hate me because this counts, heh. The Secret Service comic books were published by the Marvel company, even if most people don't see them as being Marvel property, so I can totally squeeze in Sophie Cookson, the gorgeous and wickedly charming young woman who kicks the collective asses of her competition during Kingsman training. Sure, most people were talking about the villainous Gazelle, played to evil perfection by Sofia Boutella, but I like me an unsung hottie. I loved this movie and am keeping my fingers crossed that Vaughn will do what he hasn't done so far - direct the sequel(s) to the awesome first movie he expertly delivered.

#9 - Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter - CAPTAIN AMERICA - THE FIRST AVENGER)

I have a number of problems with Peggy Carter. First, let's talk about how they had chances to show off how well trained she was and limited it to her getting pissy that another chick kissed the Cap and then, in a moment of murderous jealousy, shot at him before they knew for sure that his adamantium shield really worked. Then we'll lament that the movie kept with the rigid and unflattering fashion sense of the time and kept all of those curves of Atwell's under wraps. Damned if she did, damned if she didn't. Still pretty hot though.

#8 - Emma Stone (Gwen Stacy - THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN)

I love Emma Stone as much as the next person and I like her version of Gwen Stacy but it's kinda hard to consider her a major babe in the long list of hotties who have traversed the Marvel landscape. Those big eyes, those knee-high socks and plaid skirts, that big ol' brain in her head. All of it makes Stone's Stacy a charmer. But until they're ready to have her get sexy as Spider-Gwen (which I honestly see happening... never), she's a lowered ranked player in the grand scheme of things.

#7 - Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis - THOR, THOR: THE DARK WORLD)

OK, so Darcy never shows up in a single Thor comic book. And she's mainly used for comic relief. And she's not really all that important other than the fact that she's played by Kat Dennings, whom I have a massive girl crush on. I like Darcy as much as I like Kat. She has a purpose, even if that's just to make me giggle while covering up the twin wonders on her chest with bulky sweaters. Plus, Dennings dated Tom Hiddleston (Loki) in real life, so that's mega Marvel bonus points right there.

#6 - Lynn Collins (Silver Fox - X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE)

I find Lynn Collins to be one of the most underused and largely ignored beauties of Hollywood. She's gorgeous, she's strong and she unfortunately keeps getting cast in shit movies. Whether it's the overlooked Disney flop, JOHN CARTER or the poorly delivered X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE, Collins has been given the short end of the stick time and time again. Out of everything that was wrong with XMO:W, Collins cast as Silver Fox was far from one of them and the only thing I would have liked to see again.

#5 - Jessica Alba (Sue Storm - FANTASTIC FOUR)

I am not a fan of the casting of Alba in the role of Sue Storm, who was supposed to be closer in age to Reed Richards than her brother Johnny (and while Jessica is the same age as Chris Evans, why did she look younger than him in the movie?). The blonde hair coupled with the super fake looking blue contact lenses was a turn off. Her pouting and stomping her way through the two movies was also unattractive. But that famously sexy body of hers poured into that tight bodysuit? Yeah, kinda hard to ignore.

#4 - Jennifer Garner (Elektra - DAREDEVIL, ELEKTRA)

While I can see how the story is being told with more truth of origin on the NetFlix series about the blind superhero, I remain an unabashed, unashamed fan of DAREDEVIL the movie, complete with perfectly cast Favs as Foggy and the scene-stealing Colin Farrell as Bullseye. I also was sick in love with the transformation of Jennifer Garner into the sexy and sublimely strong Elektra. Sure, her spin-off movie sucked in such a way that even I can't defend it but that body, those chiseled facial features, and the costume choices. Primo Garner, right there.

#3 - Jennifer Lawrence & Rebecca Romijn (Mystique - various X-MEN movies)

I refuse to pick the better Mystique. When I run a list of positives and negatives for each blue morpher, I can't find a clear superior. So Lawrence and Romijn are tied for the sake of the list here. Both have strong, curvy bodies. Both manage to capture our attention and hold it with the stare from those yellow eyes. Can any of you honestly say one is better than the other?

#2 - Jessica Biel (Abigail Whistler - BLADE: TRINITY)

That ass. Not only was Biel's famous posterior a vision in cargo pants, Biel had such a tough workout for her role as Whistler's vampire fighting daughter that she pretty much cemented her status as an action babe in my brain forever. Sure, every woman talks about celebrities and which famous body they'd trade away their precious tidbits for and Jess' frame in this movie is mine. Super hot, even if the film is super painful to sit through.

#1 - Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow - AVENGERS, et al)

Well, duh. It's sorta hard to think of Scarlett as anything less than the number one babe in any regard. I wish I could say that I don't think she can act, but after honing her skill with a variety of roles over the years (and being totally knocked out by her dramatic turn in UNDER THE SKIN), that claim doesn't hold water. She's gorgeous, she's a fun gal, she's the kind of woman that men want to hang out with as well as screw and the exact woman that other women are envious of but still would want on their team of bridesmaids. Go figure. It really doesn't get more perfect than Johansson.



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