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12.22.2015by: Salacious Crumb

The Top Ten Sexiest Movie Characters of 2015

2015 was a tremendous year for sexy characters in cinema, and not just the ones named Mr. Grey. Of course, every year we assemble a list of the hottest female characters in movies, and this year wasn't easy. Some of them you wouldn't want to pick a fight with, some of them you probably wouldn't get along with much in the real world. From films about disasters (SAN ANDREAS) to films that WERE disasters (PIXELS), there was an obscene number of hotties scattered across all genres this year. The idea of narrowing them down to 10, let alone placing them in some sort of "order" is impractical, but it's something that must be done. So without further adieu, let's take a look back at 2015 sexiest hottie movie characters... each one accompanied by an animated gif!

#10: Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) - Jurassic World

When it comes to tough hotties with careers in advancing infeasible scientific studies, and who dress business casual while sporting a lob haircut, it was a very close tie between Claire in JURASSIC WORLD and Hope Pym in ANT-MAN. While Hope is portrayed by Evangeline Lilly, an actress whom many might consider a more established ass-kicking babe, I was delighted and intrigued to see Bryce Dallas Howard running away from stuff and getting sweaty for once. Hell, Claire even goes as far as to smear dino-dookie all over herself in this deleted scene. That may have taken it a tad too far.

#9: Daniella Riva (Sofia Vergara) - Hot Pursuit

So maybe HOT PURSUIT would have been the ideal vehicle for Sofia Vergara to to try her luck in, let's say, five years ago. And sure, perhaps the glamour of being a network television goddess has turned her into a somewhat of a caricature of herself. That doesn't make me NOT interested in seeing Sofia make out with Reese Witherspoon. Let's be honest, HOT PURSUIT is one of those movies that appears to aim for the female demographic, but rallies up a fairer share of box office bucks from teenaged boys. I commend Sofia for supporting this serious cause with her role as Daniella Riva.

#8: Jess (Margot Robbie) - Focus

Let's face it, nobody likes to have their brain manipulated or their strings pulled, even if the promise of sex is waiting at the other end. However, I'd find it difficult not to allow myself to be "toyed with" by Jess, the master of false flirtation in FOCUS. The mere fact that she's portrayed by the shagtastic Margot Robbie, our soon-to-be Harley Quinn, basically makes her a shoe-in for this Top 10. The poolside bikini but doesn't hurt, either.

#7: Madeleine Swann (Lea Seydoux) - Spectre

No James Bond babe should ever go unappreciated, especially one played by the fantastic French actress Lea Seydoux. Madeleine Swann in SPECTRE is just the role Lea needed to prove she's worthy of sitting at the big kids' table, and it's about f*cking time. Aside from just having a good head on her shoulders, Swann has a more intriguing backstory than most Bond girls seem to get these days. She's an original, unlike that one Sam Smith song.

#6: Krystal (Ashley Greene) - Staten Island Summer

The only reason Ashley Greene's role as Krystal in STATEN ISLAND SUMMER isn't higher on the list is because it's quite probable the vast majority hasn't even heard of this movie. But for the needle-sized sliver of those that watched it on VOD (or at least those who've seen Ashley's parts) know that this spot is deserved. And if you're filling up with confusion and rage, just head over here to see what the fuss is about. Greene deserves at least some credit for appearing as the object of teen lust in an R-rated sex-comedy, when really, you know, she didn't have to be so nice to us. Plus she gets arguably one of the top 3 bikini introductions of all time.

#5: Lady Lisa (Ashley Benson) - Pixels

You didn't think there'd be just one really bad comedy on this list, did you? It shouldn't be surprising, since hot chicks are typically used in lousy comedies as a safety device, tricking pudding-brained fellows like me into thinking I'm getting my money's worth. This is especially true for movies brought to us by Adam Sandler's production company Happy Madison (GROWN UPS, THE HOUSE BUNNY... THE HOT CHICK). Anyway, it doesn't really matter because it totally works, and even though Ashley Benson doesn't have much to say in her small role as video-game heroine Lady Lisa, she does get to kick some ass in PIXELS

#4: Megan Ramsey (Nathalie Emmanuel) - Furious 7

In the world of THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, a franchise which consistently ups the ante with each film, adding more and more hot ladies than you could ever count, it's tough to stand out. Nathalie Emmanual, however, may have achieved the impossible with her take on Megan Ramsey in FURIOUS 7. While personal tastes vary from Jordana Brewster to Ronda Rousey, there seemed to be no argument among eye candy-lovers that Nathalie snagged the Most Valuable Hottie throne right out from under her fellow cast-mates. Never has a cast been so torn apart since... the Rock's before he escaped the hospital in that movie.

#3: Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) - Avengers: Age of Ultron

In all likelihood, we can probably just assume that Black Widow will have a place on this list every year for the foreseeable future. What can I say? Scarlett Johansson using her thigh muscles to assassinate bad guys in a leather catsuit isn't something I think I'll ever get sick of. And after all that initial panic, Johansson's pregnancy didn't seem to effect her performance at all. You can chalk that up to CGI alterations, or the magic of setting her behind a table in a couple scenes, but whatever it was, Joss Whedon made it work in THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.

#2: Alissa (Alison Brie) - Get Hard

Nobody would have nor should have ever expected to see GET HARD appear on any Top 10 lists this year, with the exception of this one. Why? The answer "Alison Brie in lingerie" should be enough, but her over-the-top delivery in the love-making scene is so excellent, you can see the shame in Will Ferrell's eyes for walking through the entire rest of the movie. Brie has stated that she was nervous to audition for that scene, as it was "exactly the type of thing she would never do". Later in the year, she had yet another lingerie scene in SLEEPING WITH OTHER PEOPLE. Way to go, Brie!

#1: Blake (Alexandra Daddario) - San Andreas

As you probably could've estimated by now, it was a great year to be a bikini on a movie set in 2015. Ever since our jaws simultaneously hit the floor when Alexandra Daddario unveiled herself in TRUE DETECTIVE nearly two years ago, we've been wanting to see more of her on the big screen. Well, we got our wish, and what better environment to enjoy some Daddario than in the colossal destruction of Los Angeles? While it may not seem appropriate to ogle an actress while she's running for her dear life, the devastating mayhem in SAN ANDREAS leads to Daddario taking action by removing her clothes little by little, and getting soaking wet towards the end. So with that said, ogle away, gents!

So, what did you think of our list? Are you screaming at your computer screen because we missed your favorite hottie character? Let us know, and have yourself a very kick ass New Year!



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