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12.11.2013by: Cherry Liquor

The Top Ten Hottest Former Disney Chicks

This is not a list that will contain any Lindsay Lohan, so I hope you all can manage to survive. In fact, I'm going to wager a strong guess that you're not going to agree with my terms and conditions regarding what it means to be a former Disney chick. But that's the way I like to play things - MY way. I feel sorta bad for the broads who travel through the House of Mouse, their careers forever tainted with the fact that they once worked for the dream factory which attempted to erase the biological fact that they had working vaginas. It seems that once you're temporarily scrubbed of the hint of lady parts while on their docket, you spend years attempting to (or actually) flashing what you've got to prove some point. Anyhoo...

Because I Said So - Miley Cyrus

I'm not going to rank her amongst the others on this list. There's no number that I can think of which would properly satisfy me in regards to Miley. So she's just here because I like her more now than I ever did with anything she did with Disney.

Hall of Famer - Christina Aguilera

She really could go just about any direction on just about any Top Ten list I've ever placed her on but I won't try figuring out where she goes on this one (or Britney Spears for that matter, although I'm bypassing including an image of her on this list because what's the point?). That's because Christina Aguilera - good or bad, thin or fat - stands independent. With her legs spread. Bending over. Yeah.

10 - Demi Lovato

She's had some eating disorder issues and some drug addiction issues and some beating up her backup dancers issues but all of that just proves to me that Demi is more than just her good girl image that Disney cooked up. In fact, because she's so different from the majority of those that Disney has sponsored, I think that makes me like her more.

9 - Danielle Panabaker

Panabaker was the tits when she played Kevin Costner's daughter in MR BROOKS. It's a shame that she hasn't managed to sink her teeth into some bigger and better roles since then, relying on getting by with her super fine ass and all those green powers she had back in SKY HIGH, which totally counts as Disney. And the mentioning of will totally bite me in the ass when you get finished with this list.

8 - Ashley Tisdale

Maybe she's not the best voice out of all the singing actresses to have surfaced from the Disney programs and maybe she's not the funniest of those who have been acting in the movies and shows. Maybe she's not really known for doing much else outside of her "High School Musical" and "Suite Life" appearances. And maybe without the nose job I wouldn't be placing her on this list. But that's a helluva lot of maybes and Tisdale is still holding up to be one fine piece of tail.

7 - Hilary Duff

Her mama might have gotten her kicked off the Disney Channel programming juggernaut, back when it was all about Lizzy Maguire and Even Stevens, but that's only worked in her favor. Never quite maintaining a big degree of success since leaving MM and company, Hilary Duff is still one of the most recognized names in the former Disney league. I think someone deserves a balcony blowjob as a reward for that...

6 - Selena Gomez

Bah, I don't care what you pedo-proclaimers say. I think Selena Gomez is a hot little tamale. Actually, I really like the fact that she's another piece of proof that while you can see that the Disney corporation wants to whitewash everything, at least they have a wide selection of races that they use to do so. Ethnic diversity is important when you're trying to create a mouster race.

5 - Anne Hathaway

I might not give Anne Hathaway a top ten spot in one of my Hottest Babes of All time lists but as far as her being a former Disney chick, she's definitely a high ranker. I remember when Roger Ebert criticized her being cast in the PRINCESS DIARIES movies, saying that she looked like a "ringer" for a high school student. Far more mature than her years, Anne's been flashing us her tits ever since, perhaps to prove everyone other than Ebert wrong.

4 - Vanessa Hudgens

I rank Hudgens high not just because I've seen the pictures of her hairy beaver. She's a sexy young woman who I have almost no recollection of gaining her initial fame as one of the cast members of "High School Musical." Think about it - Vanessa gets referred to as a former Disney chick regularly but do any of you really put your brains into her high school uniforms? Wait, bad question.

3 - Alyson Michalka

It's a pretty simple win here for the taller half of the Aly & AJ Disney duo, Alyson Michalka. She's got big boobs (a wonder that were exalted for posterity in the movie EASY A), a great sense of comedic timing and a brain full of nothing, so it's got great potential for pliability. Being easily impressed is the demo that Disney goes for and they won that in me in regards to Aly.

2 - Brenda Song

There's plenty to dislike about Brenda Song... OK, there's just that thing about her bumping her beauty against Miley's brother Trace's torrent of ugly. Luckily, there's plenty to love about Brenda, including this flexibility she's got going on and you know, her wearing a Sailor Moon costume on her equally as crappy as any Disney program current show, "Dads."

1 - Emmy Rossum

Currently ditching any trace of her good girl image by constantly appearing nude and in the midst of simulated sex on her Showtime series, "Shameless," Emmy Rossum is a long trip away from Main Street and her role in the 1999 Disney movie, "Genius." I don't recall the movie and I don't care. I love me some Emmy and that appearance makes her officially a former employee of Mickey.

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9:24PM on 12/12/2013
Her and Duff should be in the bottom 2, not who you have down there. WTF
Her and Duff should be in the bottom 2, not who you have down there. WTF
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7:33PM on 12/11/2013
I wouldn't mind wrecking her.
I wouldn't mind wrecking her.
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1:16PM on 12/11/2013

You like her more now than before?

That's just......Ya.
That's just......Ya.
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2:05PM on 12/11/2013
I stopped myself from saying more because I didn't want to be rude.
I stopped myself from saying more because I didn't want to be rude.
2:00PM on 12/11/2013
Yo, it's totally yeah.
Yo, it's totally yeah.
10:42AM on 12/11/2013
Alyson has a fantastic body. Especially those amazing boobs.
Alyson has a fantastic body. Especially those amazing boobs.
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10:40AM on 12/11/2013
Danielle is very cute and sexy. I haven't seen much of her work so I don't really know if she can act but those legs look fantastic in that picture.
Danielle is very cute and sexy. I haven't seen much of her work so I don't really know if she can act but those legs look fantastic in that picture.
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10:39AM on 12/11/2013
I always thought Britney Spears was much more attractive than Christina.
I always thought Britney Spears was much more attractive than Christina.
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10:38AM on 12/11/2013

No

Just no.
Just no.
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10:27AM on 12/11/2013
Horse teeth and tried too hard. No thanks.
Horse teeth and tried too hard. No thanks.
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9:23PM on 12/12/2013
Agreed, she should be way lower on the list
Agreed, she should be way lower on the list
10:27AM on 12/11/2013
ew
ew
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9:30AM on 12/11/2013
damn damn DAMN
damn damn DAMN
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9:28AM on 12/11/2013
hot and has a nice rack
hot and has a nice rack
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9:27AM on 12/11/2013
so damn hot
so damn hot
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9:25AM on 12/11/2013
she looked damn good thick
she looked damn good thick
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9:24AM on 12/11/2013
i like her her music sucks but she seems freaky i like that lol
i like her her music sucks but she seems freaky i like that lol
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8:52AM on 12/11/2013
-Hard to pick one between Emmy, Anne and Selena. By the way, you shouldn't talk about race. Selena is white. Latinos can be white, you know?
-Nice job picking Danielle and Vanessa.
-Demi is definitely one of those who deserve to be in lists like this but at the bottom.
-Miley was #1 in my list before turning into... that.
-Christina, Ashley, Hilary, Aly and Brenda shouldn't be here. They're not ugly, but they're not a big deal.
-Hard to pick one between Emmy, Anne and Selena. By the way, you shouldn't talk about race. Selena is white. Latinos can be white, you know?
-Nice job picking Danielle and Vanessa.
-Demi is definitely one of those who deserve to be in lists like this but at the bottom.
-Miley was #1 in my list before turning into... that.
-Christina, Ashley, Hilary, Aly and Brenda shouldn't be here. They're not ugly, but they're not a big deal.
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10:36AM on 12/11/2013
Brenda Song is a babe!
Brenda Song is a babe!
8:47AM on 12/11/2013
Needs a better agent and a bodyguard to protect her from the Cyrus clan
Needs a better agent and a bodyguard to protect her from the Cyrus clan
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8:46AM on 12/11/2013
She's so fit
She's so fit
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8:44AM on 12/11/2013
Gorgeous
Gorgeous
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8:43AM on 12/11/2013
Not only cute and sexy, but she has a good voice
Not only cute and sexy, but she has a good voice
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8:42AM on 12/11/2013
What a flexible gal
What a flexible gal
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8:42AM on 12/11/2013
I shouldn't be bashing but damn is she annoying
I shouldn't be bashing but damn is she annoying
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7:20AM on 12/11/2013

Gross

I want Miley to disappear already.
I want Miley to disappear already.
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4:41AM on 12/11/2013
I might say you were cheating Cherry but damn, it's Emmy Rossum! I would include Emma Roberts somewhere in there (though she has her cute days and her not so cute days), Jennifer Love Hewitt (Kids Incorporated) and I have a soft spot for Anneliese van der Pol from That's So Raven.
I might say you were cheating Cherry but damn, it's Emmy Rossum! I would include Emma Roberts somewhere in there (though she has her cute days and her not so cute days), Jennifer Love Hewitt (Kids Incorporated) and I have a soft spot for Anneliese van der Pol from That's So Raven.
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4:37AM on 12/11/2013
She's grown on me.
She's grown on me.
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4:34AM on 12/11/2013
The Princess of Genova certainly looks good in a catsuit. And out of it.
The Princess of Genova certainly looks good in a catsuit. And out of it.
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4:32AM on 12/11/2013
Hot and underrated.
Hot and underrated.
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4:31AM on 12/11/2013
I'm not a huge fan but Demi can be pretty cute. On The X-Factor, she alternately clashes with Simon and bursts into girlish joy at seeing her contestants do well.
I'm not a huge fan but Demi can be pretty cute. On The X-Factor, she alternately clashes with Simon and bursts into girlish joy at seeing her contestants do well.
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4:29AM on 12/11/2013
Dishonorable mention.
Dishonorable mention.
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4:11AM on 12/11/2013

Ashley Tisdale

Not only hot, but the voice of Candace on Phineas and Ferb.
Not only hot, but the voice of Candace on Phineas and Ferb.
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