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12.25.2013by: Cherry Liquor

The Top 12 Babes of Christmas Movies

Christmas movies, we all watch them. Whether it's for the music or the giving spirit or just to have something to watch so that you don't have to directly communicate with your family during the holiday, it doesn't matter. Everyone loves a good Christmas movie. On the same note, everyone loves a hot babe. Hot babes IN a Christmas movie? Double score!!

12 - Sally (THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS)

In the 1980's, the ultimate girl created from the brains of a couple of sexed-up monkeys was Lisa from WEIRD SCIENCE. Flip into the 1990's and you get the sweet, tender, smart and clever Sally, a prisoner of her equally monkey headed creator. Sally has the mettle (and detachable limbs) to get herself out of numerous jams, not to mention the pipes it takes to sell some of the most memorable Christmas music of all time. Plus, I love me some redheads.

11 - Phoebe Cates (GREMLINS)

This is one pouty, grumpy, sad and otherwise non-seasonal girl right here. Cates' Kate has to work 2 jobs, gets beaten up by demonic little creatures and has a skeleton in her chimney that's straight up ruining Christmas... if it wasn't a classic creature holiday feature from Joe Dante. I'd be fairly pissed off too, if I had all that crap in my life as well as weather too cold for me to daydreamily strip out of a bikini in. (Even with all that, she's still totally hot, though.)

10 - Beverly D'Angelo (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION)

I'm going out on a limb in admitting this to a crowd who will most likely castigate me for saying it but I don't really like this installment of the VACATION movies. They changed Rusty and Audrey a third time (although the young, bleached blonde Juliette Lewis in one of her first roles as the new Audrey is a good trivia answer) and gave more screen time to Cousin Eddie but took away the incestual quirk that originated in the beginning of the series. The only constant? The sultry hotness and heartwarming loyalty of family MILFiarch, Beverly D'Angelo.

9 - BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006) Cast

Let's see here... all of the babes in this image (Kristen Cloke, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michelle Trachtenberg and Katie Cassidy) don't even break the thin layer of crappy remake icing. There's also the lovely yuletide lumps of Lacey Chabert, Crystal Lowe, Jessica Harmon and who knows how many other good looking faces in the sorority extras circle. This is a movie to laugh at and maybe jerk off to if you're that kind of Christmas deviant. Go ahead, Santa won't count it against you.

8 - Clemence Poesy (IN BRUGES)

I adore this movie for its gentle and yet brute brilliance, the opportunity that it gave Colin Farrell to shine after he'd fallen on drunken and drugged up hard times and its gorgeous art direction set in a postcard picture perfect locale, I also dig the fact that the holiday timed movie gave Farrell the gorgeous French Clemence Poesy to frolic with.

7 - Nicole Kidman (EYES WIDE SHUT)

I like Kidman when she's being an uptight bitch. I especially like it when that bitch is tearing Tom Cruise a new asshole and getting all nudey-patooty for the camera. Did all of you forget that Kubrick's final cinematic gift to the world was about more than just orgies and hard-to-follow plot lines? Yeah, this is a Christmas flick, as evidenced by all the characters taking the time to despise one another in moderate increments.

6 - Michelle Pfeiffer (BATMAN RETURNS)

Before she gets licked into a rubber suit, Michelle Pfeiffer's Selina Kyle just wanted to be paid some attention. There was such charm to her geekiness in the beginning of the Tim Burton Christmas Batman. Sure, it was awesome when she started doing cartwheels in heels but she's so easy to relate to as the frumpy gal who simply wants some human connection.

5 - Keira Knightley (LOVE, ACTUALLY)

In one of the more modern tales of Christmas love, devotion and whatnot, Keira Knightley may have been one of the most obnoxious characters in the cast but damned if she wasn't at the height of hottest...ness. Oh, and the guy at the door who shows her all those cue cards? That's Sheriff Rick from "The Walking Dead," back when he was a pussy for entirely different reasons.

4 - Diane Kruger (JOYEUX NOEL)

Who doesn't love a movie set in World War 1, with Germans and Frenchmen and Scottish peeps hanging together in snow and blood and death? OK, who doesn't love a movie with the lovely Diane Kruger dressed in retro garb, singing her pretty blonde heart out? That's better...

3 - Lauren Graham (BAD SANTA)

Up until she climbed into bed with Angelina's ex and tickled every man's South Pole with her screams of noel naughtiness, Lauren Graham had mainly been known for her squeaky clean role on "Gilmore Girls." Funny how one movie featuring you boinking a dude in a red suit can change people's perspectives of you forever.

2 - Michelle Monaghan (KISS KISS BANG BANG)

You could think of KISS KISS BANG BANG as the movie that got RDJ back on his indie cred leading to big box office road. You could think of it as the very last time that Val Kilmer was remotely attractive. You could even think of it as the movie where the lovely Shannyn Sossamon has a bit role. Ultimately, however, the movie is totally awesome for its usage of Michelle Monaghan in that infamous Santa dress.

1 - Jamie Lee Curtis (TRADING PLACES)

The movie is supposed to be about a guy learning to be decent to other individuals, all centered around the holiday time frame, including scenes of a dirty and disheveled Dan Aykroyd in a Santa suit. But let's cut through the bullshit and admit that this movie is known and beloved for precisely two things: Jamie Lee Curtis' former teen scream queen's virginal breasts getting bared. And to all a good, good, good damn night.

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5:38AM on 12/27/2013

Yes!!

Goddamn Beverly was hot in this movie. Actually, she was hot in all of em!
Goddamn Beverly was hot in this movie. Actually, she was hot in all of em!
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1:54AM on 12/26/2013
She has great nipples.
She has great nipples.
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1:46AM on 12/26/2013
This has got to be the stupidest 'Top' list I've read in ages. When you start a 'Top Babes of Christmas' list off with an animated puppet, you know you're in for a shittastic read.
This has got to be the stupidest 'Top' list I've read in ages. When you start a 'Top Babes of Christmas' list off with an animated puppet, you know you're in for a shittastic read.
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10:58PM on 12/25/2013
She is completely fine the way she is, and that is incredibly sexy with a great body. Saying she needs to eat something is retarded, obviously she eats something regularly, or she wouldn't be alive and looking as great as she does.
She is completely fine the way she is, and that is incredibly sexy with a great body. Saying she needs to eat something is retarded, obviously she eats something regularly, or she wouldn't be alive and looking as great as she does.
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8:17PM on 12/25/2013

AMONG THOSE, PHOEBE CATES' "KATE".

Not just for being hot. I really liked her personality. And her scenes with BILLY were as sweet as GIZMO. She has a dark secret, but don't we all? If BILLY could still be with her despite it, so could I.

By the way, what was obnoxious about Keira Knightley's JULIET? I don't remember anything like that.
Not just for being hot. I really liked her personality. And her scenes with BILLY were as sweet as GIZMO. She has a dark secret, but don't we all? If BILLY could still be with her despite it, so could I.

By the way, what was obnoxious about Keira Knightley's JULIET? I don't remember anything like that.
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7:16PM on 12/25/2013

Personal #1

Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!
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12:41PM on 12/25/2013

Jamie Lee...

Visions of Jamie Lee having been dancing in my head for 20+ years now, and I can only give you 2 reasons why.

Perfection!
Visions of Jamie Lee having been dancing in my head for 20+ years now, and I can only give you 2 reasons why.

Perfection!
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10:58AM on 12/25/2013
Can't go wrong with her
Can't go wrong with her
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7:59AM on 12/25/2013
To quote Randy Meeks from Scream "She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits."
To quote Randy Meeks from Scream "She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits."
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7:53AM on 12/25/2013
F**k me Santa indeed!
F**k me Santa indeed!
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7:50AM on 12/25/2013
Dear god was she super hot in this movie!
Dear god was she super hot in this movie!
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7:48AM on 12/25/2013
This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine.
This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine.
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7:46AM on 12/25/2013
I love Christmas Vacation! Damn Beverly was a hottie back in the day.
I love Christmas Vacation! Damn Beverly was a hottie back in the day.
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3:43AM on 12/25/2013
Good list. Zooey Deschanel from Elf, perhaps?
Good list. Zooey Deschanel from Elf, perhaps?
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3:42AM on 12/25/2013
She was very, very attractive in this film, she played the character so sympathetically and seductively, someone you would love to hang out with for hours even if it was just to talk.
She was very, very attractive in this film, she played the character so sympathetically and seductively, someone you would love to hang out with for hours even if it was just to talk.
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3:41AM on 12/25/2013
Very MILF-y. What I'd give to see her, Diane Lane and Mary Louise-Parker have a lingerie pillow fight of some kind.
Very MILF-y. What I'd give to see her, Diane Lane and Mary Louise-Parker have a lingerie pillow fight of some kind.
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3:41AM on 12/25/2013
She blends "stern German blondeness" with "exquisite sexiness".
She blends "stern German blondeness" with "exquisite sexiness".
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3:40AM on 12/25/2013
Another underrated beauty that should be in more films.
Another underrated beauty that should be in more films.
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3:39AM on 12/25/2013
She's very exquisitely beautiful but yes, very much on the skinny side. It was kinda weird hearing her with an American accent in Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit.
She's very exquisitely beautiful but yes, very much on the skinny side. It was kinda weird hearing her with an American accent in Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit.
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3:38AM on 12/25/2013
Lauren is one underrated hottie. I've liked her since her guest stint on Newsradio.
Lauren is one underrated hottie. I've liked her since her guest stint on Newsradio.
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3:38AM on 12/25/2013
I didn't like how the character was written but dayum, Pfeiffer committed to the part and was extremely sexy at it.
I didn't like how the character was written but dayum, Pfeiffer committed to the part and was extremely sexy at it.
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3:37AM on 12/25/2013
She has a very pretty face but Keira desperately needs to eat something.
She has a very pretty face but Keira desperately needs to eat something.
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3:37AM on 12/25/2013
Wow, now that's a sexy cast.
Wow, now that's a sexy cast.
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3:36AM on 12/25/2013
Hottest Catwoman ever.
Hottest Catwoman ever.
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3:35AM on 12/25/2013
This remake was terrible but I do have a crush on both Chabert and Trachtenberg. Those two beauties should be in more films.
This remake was terrible but I do have a crush on both Chabert and Trachtenberg. Those two beauties should be in more films.
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3:34AM on 12/25/2013
The scene where she describes what happened to her father is one of my favorite from a Christmas movie. That was some messed up s**t.
The scene where she describes what happened to her father is one of my favorite from a Christmas movie. That was some messed up s**t.
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3:33AM on 12/25/2013
Eminently crush-worthy, pretty much the ultimate 80s dream girl.
Eminently crush-worthy, pretty much the ultimate 80s dream girl.
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