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10.17.2012by: Cherry Liquor

The Sexy Ten Spot: Hottest Potential Expendababes

I already know that you're going to be pissed at me for the selections that are NOT on this list of hottest potential Expendababes. I know you're all fans of the action chicks who have been around forever and I'm not saying that they shouldn't qualify, I'm just saying that this is a tough world for women of age. They can't come back to the screen like Sly and the boys did. The hardened wrinkles don't sell if they're on a woman. So if this was a column on all of the hottest female action heroes who could ever have been in a movie together if they were offered the opportunity at their prime, then sure... there'd be some cougars in the pack. For the time being, however, this is my realistic female action hero EXPENDABABES flick.

10 - Angelina Jolie

Just enough crazy left in her to be the whacked out Expendababe looking to make easy bucks. I definitely have a hard time believing she's as tough as she was when she was younger - the skeletor body and whole humanitarian/mom thing distract from her action ranking for me. But she's still got enough kick in her to give it one more go.

9 - Milla Jovovich

Personally, it's been hard for me to take Milla seriously as an action star but I understand that there are a ton of people who prefer her this way. As Alice, as Ultra-Violet (I prefer UV over the RE series, imho) as Leeloo Dallas Multipass. She's a face that you expect to see in the mix. She's a powerful ingredient that should be used with the most sparing of touches.

8 - Erin Cummings

Redheaded, built like sleek Mack Truck of femininity (that's probably not sounding right because I'm bad when it comes to car analogies) and looks good bloody. In fact, has the glint in her eye that screams at you that she's ready to fight, get bloody and if you don't move, you're her first target.

7 - Maggie Q

Some of the best fight scenes that I love watching from recent years include the ass-kicking that Maggie Q does in LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD. I understand that it would be easier for me to get you all happier if I had Michelle Yeoh on the list instead, but as I pointed out in the beginning - nostalgia sells better when it's dudes. You put Maggie on the lead and add Michelle for a smaller, more potent role. Following along?

6 - Yvonne Strahovski

Haven't seen her on "Chuck," the show where she got to show off just how sexy/strong she was as a spy but I really don't need to. I'm not just adding Strahovski to the stew because she looks good. I'm adding her because there's always got to be a Dolph.

5 - Michelle Rodriguez

I love my Michelle. There's a reason why they were never going to let Letty have the FAST & FURIOUS ending that they'd dangled in front of the franchise's fans. Rodriguez is believably tough and has a hard-edged beauty which makes her positively irresistible.

4 - Summer Glau

In frank honesty, I kinda hate that I have Summer Glau on this list. I think she's perfect for an action movie of the caliber of toughest action babes ever, but she also seems to kill pretty much every project that she gets cast in. Love that she needs to be in this movie, hate that she's seemingly jinxed when it comes to success.

3 - Jessica Biel

I love the way Jessica Biel occasionally gets ragged on by the haters for having too "mannish" of a look because it's when she's buffed up and badass that I like her the best. There's a reason why Kate Beckinsale was the pretty face in the TOTAL RECALL reboot. Because Jess is tougher, rougher and more Expendababeable.

2 - Zoe Bell

I've loved her for so long, I didn't even know it. Getting her start as the stunt-double for Lucy Lawless on "Xena: Warrior Princess" and then being Uma's double in KILL BILL (so don't start bitching about why Uma's not on the list.... Zoe did all the heavy lifting) and of course creating her own groove with BITCH SLAP, ANGEL OF DEATH and WHIP IT, I tweeted it before and I'll write it here again: I'd donate organs to orphans to make a Zoe vs my #1 on this list happen.

1 - Gina Carano

Duh. She actually can fight and she looks incredible doing it, as proven in HAYWIRE. I don't think it would be possible to make a female EXPENDABLES in these current days without Gina Carano in it. Just couldn't - and SHOULDN'T - happen.

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8:45PM on 10/18/2012

Yep

excellent choice, it would be a damn crime if she wasnt in it.
excellent choice, it would be a damn crime if she wasnt in it.
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8:43PM on 10/18/2012

No

a great body but her action scenes are weak, watch the craptastic Blade Trinity for evidence.
a great body but her action scenes are weak, watch the craptastic Blade Trinity for evidence.
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6:19AM on 10/18/2012

no kate?

Why no Bekinsale??
Why no Bekinsale??
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3:39AM on 10/18/2012

dont care for female expendables

If there were gonna do a female expendables, they'd have to use stars that are the same caliber as the original Expendables. Obvious choices like Sigorney Weaver and Linda Hamilton. Less obvious choices like Zoe Bell would work very well. But people like Jessica Beil and Angelina Jolie i dont think have a place here.

Personally i would like to see an Asian Expendables spin-off. Using Jet Li as the bridge to connect the two franchises, have it set in china and use about of international Asian
If there were gonna do a female expendables, they'd have to use stars that are the same caliber as the original Expendables. Obvious choices like Sigorney Weaver and Linda Hamilton. Less obvious choices like Zoe Bell would work very well. But people like Jessica Beil and Angelina Jolie i dont think have a place here.

Personally i would like to see an Asian Expendables spin-off. Using Jet Li as the bridge to connect the two franchises, have it set in china and use about of international Asian action stars like, Jackie Chan, Bolo Yeung, Tony Jaa, and Chow Yun-Fat. Thats the movie i wanna see made
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3:12AM on 10/18/2012

Ummmmmm....

Do you even read the articles from the site you write for?? Carano has already been cast for the Expendaladys, as is pointed out in this article; [link]


Damn, I swear, Joblo.com has been slipping for some time now. I, for some reason, still find myself, magnetically drawn to the site on a daily basis.......I just wish they could rid themselves of being one of the buggiest sites that I visit daily.
Do you even read the articles from the site you write for?? Carano has already been cast for the Expendaladys, as is pointed out in this article; [link]


Damn, I swear, Joblo.com has been slipping for some time now. I, for some reason, still find myself, magnetically drawn to the site on a daily basis.......I just wish they could rid themselves of being one of the buggiest sites that I visit daily.
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3:01AM on 10/18/2012
You forgot Death Proof with Zoe. She plays herself in the movie.
You forgot Death Proof with Zoe. She plays herself in the movie.
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3:00AM on 10/18/2012
You forgot Death Proof with Zoe. She plays herself in the movie.
You forgot Death Proof with Zoe. She plays herself in the movie.
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1:41AM on 10/18/2012

Um sorry.

This may be a huge over site but where in the fuck is Kate Beckinsale?
This may be a huge over site but where in the fuck is Kate Beckinsale?
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8:08PM on 10/17/2012
Sorry but Ultraviolet was one of the shittest movies ever made.
Sorry but Ultraviolet was one of the shittest movies ever made.
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6:15PM on 10/17/2012
Giant No to numbers 10, 9, and 8.
Giant No to numbers 10, 9, and 8.
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6:06PM on 10/17/2012
Summer Glau and Kate Beckinsale and I'm there. You can add Emily Blunt too.
Summer Glau and Kate Beckinsale and I'm there. You can add Emily Blunt too.
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6:04PM on 10/17/2012

Ok with everyone listed but Jovovich...

The concept of a female expendables movie has great potential to be a hit or see for what it would be if it fails. I like the list with but would add Lucy Lawless, Sigorney Weaver, Linda Hamilton and Carrie Ann Moss. (and that's to start) I really would take issue with Mila Jovovich being in it since every movie see seems to be in always suck ass. It's not a knock on her as an actress but she seems to be a bad luck charm for every movie she's been in.
The concept of a female expendables movie has great potential to be a hit or see for what it would be if it fails. I like the list with but would add Lucy Lawless, Sigorney Weaver, Linda Hamilton and Carrie Ann Moss. (and that's to start) I really would take issue with Mila Jovovich being in it since every movie see seems to be in always suck ass. It's not a knock on her as an actress but she seems to be a bad luck charm for every movie she's been in.
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4:07PM on 10/17/2012
All I ask is for Zoe Bell and Gina Carano in a movie together. That would be such a tight fucking movie!... If it's a movie where they have to share screen time with 10 other chicks, so be it. But I would rather see them in their own movie.
All I ask is for Zoe Bell and Gina Carano in a movie together. That would be such a tight fucking movie!... If it's a movie where they have to share screen time with 10 other chicks, so be it. But I would rather see them in their own movie.
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3:39PM on 10/17/2012
Zoe Bell is definition of: tough, badass, kickass.... you name it. I love Angel Of Death. She kicks some much butt in that movie... and it has a pretty good plot (of course some acting is kind of cheesy). But I watch all her movies and pray that she does more.
Zoe Bell is definition of: tough, badass, kickass.... you name it. I love Angel Of Death. She kicks some much butt in that movie... and it has a pretty good plot (of course some acting is kind of cheesy). But I watch all her movies and pray that she does more.
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3:34PM on 10/17/2012
My initial reaction was "Nooo"... but only because I forget how tough she is.
My initial reaction was "Nooo"... but only because I forget how tough she is.
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3:30PM on 10/17/2012
Obviously
Obviously
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3:29PM on 10/17/2012
As long as I get to see more of that ballerina kung fu she was doing in Serenity, I'm down.
As long as I get to see more of that ballerina kung fu she was doing in Serenity, I'm down.
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3:23PM on 10/17/2012
She was the only reason why I put up with Chuck for so long. But I don't know if I would put her in the movie. But I wouldn't frown upon it either.
She was the only reason why I put up with Chuck for so long. But I don't know if I would put her in the movie. But I wouldn't frown upon it either.
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3:21PM on 10/17/2012
Hellz yeah! That's my girl. Damn is she fine. And I like that cheezy ass Bitch Slap.
Hellz yeah! That's my girl. Damn is she fine. And I like that cheezy ass Bitch Slap.
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3:19PM on 10/17/2012
Love the selection of pictures
Love the selection of pictures
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2:37PM on 10/17/2012

Zoe Bell= Great call!!!

Zoe Bell is badass and insanely adorable. I would even go with Angelina Jolie, Maggie Q, Michelle Rodriguez, Keira Knightley. Also, most of The Expendables are mid-age guys, why go with a younger woman? Go with some of the first badass women, Sigourney Weaver, or Linda Hamilton, Carrie-Ann Moss, Pam Grier, Demi Moore (w/ Bruce Willis. HELL YEAH!).
Zoe Bell is badass and insanely adorable. I would even go with Angelina Jolie, Maggie Q, Michelle Rodriguez, Keira Knightley. Also, most of The Expendables are mid-age guys, why go with a younger woman? Go with some of the first badass women, Sigourney Weaver, or Linda Hamilton, Carrie-Ann Moss, Pam Grier, Demi Moore (w/ Bruce Willis. HELL YEAH!).
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2:36PM on 10/17/2012

Zoe Bell= Great call!!!

Zoe Bell is badass and insanely adorable. I would even go with Angelina Jolie, Maggie Q, Michelle Rodriguez, Keira Knightley. Also, most of The Expendables are mid-age guys, why go with a younger woman? Go with some of the first badass women, Sigourney Weaver, or Linda Hamilton, Carrie-Ann Moss, Pam Grier, Demi Moore (w/ Bruce Willis. HELL YEAH!).
Zoe Bell is badass and insanely adorable. I would even go with Angelina Jolie, Maggie Q, Michelle Rodriguez, Keira Knightley. Also, most of The Expendables are mid-age guys, why go with a younger woman? Go with some of the first badass women, Sigourney Weaver, or Linda Hamilton, Carrie-Ann Moss, Pam Grier, Demi Moore (w/ Bruce Willis. HELL YEAH!).
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2:35PM on 10/17/2012

Zoe Bell= Great call!!!

Zoe Bell is badass and insanely adorable. I would even go with Angelina Jolie, Maggie Q, Michelle Rodriguez, Keira Knightley. Also, most of The Expendables are mid-age guys, why go with a younger woman? Go with some of the first badass women, Sigourney Weaver, or Linda Hamilton, Carrie-Ann Moss, Pam Grier, Demi Moore (w/ Bruce Willis. HELL YEAH!).
Zoe Bell is badass and insanely adorable. I would even go with Angelina Jolie, Maggie Q, Michelle Rodriguez, Keira Knightley. Also, most of The Expendables are mid-age guys, why go with a younger woman? Go with some of the first badass women, Sigourney Weaver, or Linda Hamilton, Carrie-Ann Moss, Pam Grier, Demi Moore (w/ Bruce Willis. HELL YEAH!).
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10:05AM on 10/17/2012
Ew no. It's so apparent that all of her "action" is fake. The wind could knock her over, she's that thin and devoid of muscle mass. No No No.
Ew no. It's so apparent that all of her "action" is fake. The wind could knock her over, she's that thin and devoid of muscle mass. No No No.
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8:19AM on 10/17/2012
Rodriguez is a must!
Rodriguez is a must!
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8:18AM on 10/17/2012
Ugh, isn't Jovovich in enough movies?
Ugh, isn't Jovovich in enough movies?
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8:17AM on 10/17/2012
Ugh, isn't Jovovich in enough movies?
Ugh, isn't Jovovich in enough movies?
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8:01AM on 10/17/2012

Great choice but...

she's already been cast in it.
she's already been cast in it.
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7:59AM on 10/17/2012
A definate yes, she looks good but can also kick serious ass.
A definate yes, she looks good but can also kick serious ass.
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7:58AM on 10/17/2012
Nice vote for an underdog.
Nice vote for an underdog.
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7:57AM on 10/17/2012

No to Jolie

While a talented actress in her own right, I hate it when Jolie takes on action roles, she's not convincing at all with stick skinny frame and weak hits, yes she attractive but she's not tough. I vote 'no'
While a talented actress in her own right, I hate it when Jolie takes on action roles, she's not convincing at all with stick skinny frame and weak hits, yes she attractive but she's not tough. I vote 'no'
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8:35PM on 10/18/2012
Good point, she had a nice, healthy build in the Tomb Raider flicks but im afraid those days might be behind us.
Good point, she had a nice, healthy build in the Tomb Raider flicks but im afraid those days might be behind us.
12:29AM on 10/18/2012
I think if she could recapture the fighting-fit figure she sported in the Tomb Raider movies, she might not be as out of place in an Expenda-gals film as she would be with her current frame. Dang, she was the hotness back then.
I think if she could recapture the fighting-fit figure she sported in the Tomb Raider movies, she might not be as out of place in an Expenda-gals film as she would be with her current frame. Dang, she was the hotness back then.
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7:36AM on 10/17/2012

Brilliant List, Cherry!

Holy Hell. Best list I've seen in a long time. Thanks Cherry. ;)
Holy Hell. Best list I've seen in a long time. Thanks Cherry. ;)
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3:25AM on 10/17/2012
I don't think I'd blame Summer for most of her TV shows getting cancelled. I loved Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and became a fan of her from there (hadn't watched Firefly earlier). I think she should get cast in more movies and probably look into transitioning from the small to the big screen - The Expenda-gals being a good way of doing it.
I don't think I'd blame Summer for most of her TV shows getting cancelled. I loved Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and became a fan of her from there (hadn't watched Firefly earlier). I think she should get cast in more movies and probably look into transitioning from the small to the big screen - The Expenda-gals being a good way of doing it.
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3:23AM on 10/17/2012
She's absolutely gorgeous and has a rabid fanbase because of how consistently hot she is on Chuck...that and her chemistry with Zachary Levi, which was often through the roof. Seeing as Katee Sackhoff, primarily known for her TV work, has been cast, it wouldn't be a stretch if Yvonne joined in. I hope they let her keep her natural Australian accent, because she sounds even sexier with it!
She's absolutely gorgeous and has a rabid fanbase because of how consistently hot she is on Chuck...that and her chemistry with Zachary Levi, which was often through the roof. Seeing as Katee Sackhoff, primarily known for her TV work, has been cast, it wouldn't be a stretch if Yvonne joined in. I hope they let her keep her natural Australian accent, because she sounds even sexier with it!
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