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Kelly Brook is the perfect woman for just about everything

06.24.2016by: Droz

So things are pretty much official over in the UK now. No, not that the UK has left the EU. Nobody cares about that. What's official is that Kelly Brook is the perfect woman. That's not just me saying that anymore. Nope, it's scientific fact now.

Researchers at the University of Texas have...checked out their data from several years ago and decided the Kent lass is perfect in almost every way. They...found the Rochester born model, now 36, has the “perfect figure”. That perfect woman has a height of 1.68 (meters) and measures 99-63-91 – that’s bust, weight and hips. The research team reports: “This woman is completely natural and scientifically perfect.”

So there you have it. Kelly is perfect and everyone else is just aspiring to her lofty heights. I could have saved the University of Texas some time and got them all caught up on this fact years ago, but there it is anyway. This long overdue verdict of Kelly's perfection coincides with her return to the public eye, following a somewhat prolonged absence, no doubt as a means of deciding whether her new guy was a keeper or just another candidate for Kelly's considerable relationship rubbish pile. We all know Kelly is a keeper and then some. It's just a problem of dudes not being good enough to hang on to such perfection. They've all had Icarus's wings.

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