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Jourdan Dunn must be looking to land one of GQ's men of the year

09.09.2015by: No Cool Handle

The British supermodel Jourdan Dunn is on the Forbes top-earning models list, raking in $4 million in one year, and it's easy to see why. She attended the GQ's Men of the Year Awards dropping all kinds of sexy. I can't imagine what it would be like to be in close proximity to a woman looking like that and still be able to perform basic cognitive functions. Speaking to her would immediately be off the table, as I would have to quietly concentrate to prevent any unsightly "occurrences" from becoming visible. I can only assume she is trying to convey a message to all the elite, eligible males that she's ready and willing.

How many movies or fairy tales have we been told about the peasant girl, or the hooker with a heart of gold who lands the beautiful, rich guy and lives happily ever after? Well it's 2015; an age where men are stay-at-home dads, and women are action heroes -- it's time we flipped that fairytale on its ear. Imagine -- by total happenstance -- your average schmo, who one day runs into the beautiful Jourdan Dunn. She sees something in you; some unknown force compels her to stop and speak to you. Even after learning you live in your mother's basement, work at the In and Out Burger, spend most of your free time stroking to the Joblo movie hottie's section -- she sees a diamond in the rough. Thus begins your epic romance, culminating in a marriage where you not only get to be the one who satisfies her every sexual desire, but also play the latest Call of Duty on a $10,000, custom-built PC she bought you just because. They say happy wife, happy life; well then kept man, happy man.

Source: Got Celebdaily mail

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