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Jessica Szohr is hot piece of ass number 7663

08.13.2015by: No Cool Handle

As of today, some random billionaire, or the Sultan of Brunei, or Leonardo DiCaprio's stable of sultry starlets is one short. Luckily they tag each one with an ID number in case this problem arises. Here, I think the steamy Jessica Szohr is attempting to let one of them know she's alive and well by flashing her 7663 tattoo for the camera. Now with a few keystrokes to their database, they'll be able to change her status from lost to found, and quickly enact retrieval protocols. I know some of you out there are appalled that such archaic practices still take place, but I beg to differ. It was much more archaic before the digital revolution, when they had to resort to putting up missing/reward posters on telephone poles; this was also much more costly. For example: it's rumored back in 1989, Hassanal Bolkiah paid 52,000 dollars for the return of Reba McEntire when she suddenly went astray. Now it's so simple to locate them, it only takes Dog the Bounty Hunter 20 minutes and a giant butterfly net to get her back where she belongs.

Before any of you get it in your head to post what those numbers actually mean - please don't. Let the illusion linger, let my limp attempt at humor run its course, and above all - spare us any righteous indignation.

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Source: Got Celeb

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