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Jessica Simpson's boobs are big enough to battle a Kaiju

05.16.2016by: No Cool Handle

While everyone is rightfully concerned about the led-filled water in Flint Michigan, nobody seems as worried about the possibility of high radiation levels surrounding Jessica Simpson's zip code. How else can you explain the way those bags appear to be growing, slowly adding a bit of girth until they've mutated into the hulking mass of tantalizing flesh you see before you. With Gareth Edwards leaving Godzilla 2, perhaps Warner Bros. is looking for a fresh direction in which to take the franchise. Why not have the languid lizard square off against an enemy that can finally match him in sheer size - namely, Jessica's tits. Not only that, but it would be interesting to see Godzilla finally tested psychologically, unable to damage his foe because it would destroy his only chance of having a soft spot to rest his head, snuffing out the possibility of a good nights rest, for good and all. What would be a befitting name for a Kaiju like Jessica Simpson's tits?

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Source: Got Celeb

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