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Jessica Simpson is destined for severe back pains

09.23.2015by: No Cool Handle
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I just want to preface by saying it's a minor nitpick of mine that the airy pop singer Jessica Simpson is looking a little frumpy of late. That aside; I can't imagine any male with warm blood pumping through his veins who wouldn't want to experience the sensation of fondling what can only be described as her cartoonishly large set of boobs. It would make the phrase suckling at the power teat go from figurative to literal in one lipsmacking instance. These photos show the former pop diva entering a pharmaceutical store. I think it's safe to assume she's going to pick up her refill of highly potent morphine -- the only drug strong enough to keep at bay the back pains resulting from walking around with the equivalent a f#%king suitcase on your chest. You can tell she's wearing a bra as the out lines of it are fairly prominent, however, that doesn't stop her fully engorged honeysuckle's from adding higher peaks to the terrain.

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Extra Tidbit: "Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid." -Dave Barry
Source: X17daily mail

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10:31PM on 09/23/2015
I can help her with that back pain by standing right behind her, reaching around to hold up those heavy weights on her chest for her, and letting her seat herself on my special curved support rod. That would relieve the strain we're both feeling right at this moment.
I can help her with that back pain by standing right behind her, reaching around to hold up those heavy weights on her chest for her, and letting her seat herself on my special curved support rod. That would relieve the strain we're both feeling right at this moment.
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7:45PM on 09/23/2015
She is seriously smoking those curves!
She is seriously smoking those curves!
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5:53PM on 09/23/2015
Wow, rocking the MILF thing pretty hard.
Wow, rocking the MILF thing pretty hard.
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