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Jessica Alba earns her place at the horny awards

06.09.2014by: Droz
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Let's be honest, honoring hotties that make us horny is what this Spike TV Guy's Choice Awards are all about. Hell, even the trophy is a pair of antlers. Thinly veiled shit is something this show specializes in. I wont complain though. It gets plenty of hotties to come out, looking characteristically hot for the occasion. For instance, hotties like Jessica Alba, who was rocking the sexy raccoon eyes at this year's festivities, as well as a dress that fits nicely around her legendary ass. It's interesting how Jess lives a double life now. One part is spent at events like this, looking the part of the world class hottie we all know and love. But then later she does a Clark Kent and slips on the unflattering mommy pants, concealing her world class hotness by taking the kids to the park to join all the other moms in chasing rug rats around in the sand.

It's quite a contrast, but speaking as someone unconcerned with the likes of kids or what's required of their upbringing, this other half of Jessica's life seems like an awful waste of hottie potential. I find the thought of that beautiful body languishing away on park swings, slowly yet surely succumbing to the ravages of time, quite depressing. Clearly she's happy to do this, which is nice for them I guess. The rest of us can just sit by and lick the cat's butt until she feels like putting down the kids and putting on a hot dress or bikini. Gee, thanks motherhood.

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8:15PM on 06/09/2014
A suitable Sin City-esque get-up.
A suitable Sin City-esque get-up.
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