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Jessica Alba has the glutes of a goddess

09.03.2015by: No Cool Handle

If these photos say anything it's this; Jessica Alba would become an instant billionaire by starring in her own Cirque du Soleil spin off called La Nuda! It would cost little to nothing to produce, however, she could charge 500 bucks a ticket, and they will come. I mean that (they will come) part figuratively and literally. I know how most of you onlookers will contextualize it though - freakin perverts. Anyway, it would be just a one-woman show where the ever fit Alba bends and in contorts to varying nimble degrees...naked...very naked. That's it, that's the whole idea.

I personally think the only reason she agreed to shoot this commercial is cause it presented her with the opportunity to show off - I doubt it was for the paycheck. If they can afford to get this hard bodied, she-gumby to be the subject of their spot; that means they can afford to shoot it in 4k and sell 35 second Blu-ray copies for $42.99. I want to see it in the most detailed, high-resolution way possible. That one-of-a-kind ass of hers makes it worth every penny.

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Extra Tidbit: If you build it...they will come
Source: Got Celeb

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