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It's a cruel late spring with Kim & Kanye partying in Cannes

05.28.2012by: Cherry Liquor
Kanye West didn't just go to Cannes so that he'd have something vibrantly anti-ironic to tweet about, seems the egotistical rapper was debuting a film of his, something called CRUEL SUMMER and he was doing so with fellow attention whore, Kim Kardashian. I'm starting to think that this chick is really the fembot created out of spare trophy parts from OJ Simpson's former illustrious career, handed over to Kris Jenner during her marriage to Robert Kardashian for payment of legal services. She then fashioned a female robot that she could control via one of those remote controlled eggs you can insert vaginally. Now she just rents her out to whomever pays the highest fee. So Kanye sold off some of his fur pillows (since they were actually hard to sleep on) for some publicity time on Kim's creaky hinged elbow. Gosh... this is what American soldiers fought for: me being able to ramble about fake human beings and their even more phony emotions.

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Source: People

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