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Ireland Baldwin: Kim Basinger's legs and Alec Baldwin's ass

09.11.2015by: No Cool Handle

What could be better? This is what you get when you mix the genes of two very good-looking Hollywood players in their prime...a tatted up, boob cleft showing, rebellious 19-year-old who all the lads are queuing up for. I purposefully kept myself in the dark about the particulars of this striking Baldwin/Basinger offspring. Normally I would do the slightest bit of research, but I don't want to know if she's already started to make her way up the Hollywood hierarchy of young, eligible bachelors. Most of the time speculation -- the dick head cousin of assumption -- is more fun.

I'm going to say her first forbidden affair is going to be with Lily-Rose Melody Depp; the half French daughter of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. Ha, bet you thought I was going to say Justin Bieber or some shit. Nope, it's much more interesting to imagine a 16-year-old Vanessa introducing the 19-year-old Ireland Baldwin to her parents. Imagine a viral iPhone recording of Johnny Depp and Alec Baldwin verbally bashing the hell out of one another. Depp threatening statutory rape charges if anything goes on below the belt, and Baldwin accusing him of hypocrisy by pointing out the huge age disparity between him and Amber Heard. After the long, ongoing family feud, the two young ladies grow apart and Ireland runs off with Amber Heard...I need to get a life.

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