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I just want to dribble Chrissy Teigen's enormous orange breasts

04.15.2015by: ResidentRiddle64

I really like Chrissy Teigen. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that I find her insanely attractive, but there's definitely more to it. She kind of seems like a goofball who doesn't take herself too seriously and when a lady has those attributes and still remains hot, I have to respect the hell out of that. Again, I can't deny that I want to make like a horny chihuahua whenever I see her, but I'm trying to be a little less superficial here, so I'll just talk about her personality and her sense of humor and- ah, who am I kidding? Look at those tits! Apparently, she's on set of a photoshoot, but I don't see any cameramen or P.A.'s or equipment or any less attractive ladies holding coffee for her, so I'm just going to pretend that she's standing outside my mom's basement window mansion and trying to get my attention by throwing little pebbles at my window to wake me up and do nasty things to me. God, it's wonderful to have a good imagination. In any case, we can see her wearing a decent little outfit, but what's making everything so damn great is that orange top that makes her breasts look like magical, squishy basketballs that came out of the Arc of the Covenant to kill all the Nazis. Sure, you want to look at them…ever so badly…but Indiana told us not to because some things are just to beautiful to handle. If you look at 'em, they might just be so face-meltingly amazing that they might, well, melt your face off. Seeing those puppies would be totally worth it, though. F*ck you, Indy. 

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