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Hottie Report Card: Vanessa Hudgens

10.20.2017by: Droz

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I was put in mind of Vanessa Hudgens earlier this week, thanks to her showing up somewhere in her usual hot way. Then I realized we hadn't given her a report card yet. Sounds a little odd such a beloved babe hasn't gotten a grade yet, but then there's no time like the present to rectify such oversights. A beautiful, sexy, erotically-charged woman like Vanessa has all kinds of great things going for her, except maybe for an acting career I have never had much of an interest in. You can't have everything I guess. The question is whether the rest of her attributes are sufficient for a good grade. We're gonna answer that question right now.

It might sound like I'm gushing when I say Vanessa's face is my favorite thing about her. That's overlooking a lot of good stuff in categories to come, I know. I stick by my opinion though. Girl is just as cute as they come. She's also just as seductive, just as playful, and pretty much every other kind of look you'd ever need or want from a beautiful woman. It's not every hottie who can do it all here. Most specialize in a handful or only one kind of look. Vanessa has them all.

Something you notice if you're like me and have spent years looking at Vanessa doing her thing, is how she has a tendency to fluctuate when it comes to her figure. Sometimes she's really trim and tight, other times a little fuller in the hips. As usual with most women, her boobs have a tendency to grow and shrink with those fluctuations. The good news is that these changes have never had a detrimental effect on Vanessa in my view. Sure, I tend to be a "bigger is better" guy in most cases. For someone of Vanessa's diminutive size, it's probably better she not be insanely stacked, lest she risk becoming top heavy and tipping over.

Just like with boobs, I find a reasonably larger size in the ass area preferable. Obviously there are limitations to exactly how big an ass can get as far as I'm concerned. One can go too far, particularly if they're increasing their dimensions back there by artificial means. Vanessa once again defies my proclivities here by having a smaller ass, but one that's kinda cute. I can see myself finding a whole lot of fun and fulfillment getting a handful of this butt on a regular basis. That's good enough for me.

As I said above, Vanessa has a way of fluctuating when it comes to fitness, though she's never gone beyond what most of us would consider attractive. I can only assume there are occasional times when she just can't be bothered to do the whole gym rat thing and simply rests on her laurels for awhile until the siren's call of a Pilates mat becomes too loud to ignore. And that's fine because it's never mattered to me how curvy or slim Vanessa lets herself become from year to year. Just as long as she stays lookin' sexy as hell in a bikini, I'm cool with it.

I made a special trip to Vanessa's IMDB page so I could double check what I already suspected, namely that she's never starred in anything I liked. Even stuff I might have enjoyed, like SUCKER PUNCH or SPRING BREAKERS, still kinda sucked. That's not Vanessa's fault - not entirely anyway. I've never looked to her as the most miserable aspect of anything she's been in. Neither have I had cause to single her out as the one saving grace of an otherwise crappy production. The caveat here, obviously, is that this is entirely my perception of things. Vanessa has done plenty of stuff other people love. I'm just not one of those people. That's all there is to it.

I don't know Vanessa. I don't expect I'll ever know Vanessa. You don't necessarily have to know someone intimately in order to get an impression of who they are. One impression I have had with Vanessa is her ability to act like a magnet for controversy and criticism. I don't know why that is. Perhaps the media decided to see her that way at some point and now just waits for any chance to catch her in the act, so to speak. Or she could be prone to behavior that pisses people off. I like to think the best of people when I can and so I'll give Vanessa the benefit of the doubt and assume the media simply blows things way out of proportion when it comes to her.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly, Emma Stone, Marion Cotillard, Melissa Benoist, Ali Larter, Demi Lovato, Elle Fanning, Brie Larson, Monica Bellucci, Rachel Weisz, Marisa Tomei, Nathalie Emmanuel, Jennifer Connelly.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson, Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot, Jessica Biel, Jamie Chung, Emma Roberts, Cara Delevingne, Emma Watson, Brooklyn Decker, Joanna Levesque, Demi Rose, Christina Milian, Danielle Campbell, Nina Dobrev.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson, Iggy Azalea, Miley Cyrus.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Source: Movie Hotties

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