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Hottie Report Card: Ronda Rousey

06.05.2015by: Salacious Crumb

While 98 hottie students have been put to the test, none have approached my door. So naturally, I've decided now may be the time to put a babe in the chair who owns a license in ass-kicking, Ronda Rousey for your arousement. More so than an actress, Rousey is better known in the world of mixed martial arts and judoka, not to mention her status as Strikeforce Women's Bantamweight Champion. However, she earned some time in "movie land" last year in THE EXPENDABLES 3, a film with less females than Mickey Mouse could count on one hand. This week, she's been kicking ass on the big screen in a more comedic sense for the ENTOURAGE feature film. Now that she's been giving the movie industry a repeated roundhouse kick to the nuts, one must assume Ronda's ready to see where she ranks on a grand scale along with other movie hotties. If not, I'll be rolled up in rubber foam in the trunk of my car just in case she shows up. Don't tell her.

When it comes to that area above the shoulders, many hotties pull it off with the lucky secret weapon of natural beauty, some utilize their expressive personality, and others do a mixture of both. Even though I'm a newbie admirer of Rousey, I can state with certainty that she falls under that last category. This could be due to her years of experience warming up for fights, intimidating her competitors with her "Poison Ivy" status come-hither-ness. On top of that, you have her most distractingly sexy secret weapon of all: that mole under her left eye.

Many students whom I've graded lately, including actresses who've been around for decades, fail to comply to the necessary requirements to hit the high mark in this category. My expectations are quite simple: make quality pics of your butt available to the online community. Some hotties are so selfish, but luckily, Ronda truly seems to "get" me. Despite only having a few photoshoots under her belt, we've already gotten a fair share of excellent shots of Ronda's rump from various angles. Seeing how this fashionable trend seems to be growing smaller by the day, we can soak it up while it lasts, thanks to hotties like these.

There's nothing but positive vibes and feelings of emotion I have in relation to the curvature of this muscular hottie, and if you disagree, that's fine by me (you can rip me a new one in the comments). That said, I don't have too much to say about this hottie's upper front that's different from what I've already stated about her lower back. Still, it's comforting that a girl who could beat me in an arm wrestling match with her pinky could also distract me with her mammaric dumbbells at the same time. I would happily undergo public humiliation for such a chance.

This just seems like a given, right? Regardless of whether or not her figure is "feminine", I'm just afraid she'll come breaking through my bedroom wall if I claim otherwise. Thankfully, I really don't have to, as Ronda is clearly very in tune with her own body. Sme may be intimidated by her seemingly indestructable stomach, but frankly, I would be quite honored to be her belly button ring. And while she could most certainly kick anyone's ass in this room, she's not one of those "strongest woman in the world" types who make your kids cry at the carnival. Like Goldilocks's porridge, her muscle tone is juuust right.

I can only go over so much in regards to Ronda's career as an actress, as her onscreen frontier just started last year, thanks to THE EXPENDABLES 3. The only two other flicks she's graced with her presence are ENTOURAGE and FURIOUS 7, in which she winds up in a sexy catfight with Michelle Rodriguez. It's even been reported that Michelle suffered injuries from the sequences she shot with Rousey. Althought this leaves her filmography rather short, given her substantial roles in 3 films within a year, I'd guess her true "acting career" has just began to ake flight.

While Ronda's been known in the "hottie world" since the 2012 edition of ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue, it's a safe bet that most of us still need to get to know this one a little better. It's been said she has a tendency to trash talk unapologetically, but in the world of MMA fighting, wouldn't it be weirder if she didn't? You can pick out tedious things like the fact that she was part-time vegan, or that she has a tattoo of the Olympic rings just an inch or two away from her pooter. Otherwise, I believe if you give it enough thought, and enough research, you'll find there's plenty of reason to dig this hottie.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia MunnZoe Saldana, Rosario DawsonOlga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Extra Tidbit: Who do YOU think should be our 100th hottie student?
Source: MovieHotties

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