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Hottie Report Card: Odette Yustman

08.07.2015by: Salacious Crumb

Okay kids, simmer down now. I know what some of you are thinking: where's the report card for Kate Mara? Well, before you go "clobberin' time" on my ass, thou shalt be aware we've already done hers, and it's right over here. Can't blame you for misplacing an invisible woman, especially one who happens to star a film with invisible supporters. With the simplest option unavailable, why not use this as an opportunity to induct a new hottie into our prestigious class? I'm thinking Odette Yustman. She also goes by husband's last name, Odette Annable, if you want to acknowledge she's married (whatever hand rocks your cradle, weirdo). Currently, you can spot her on the first season of the hottie cluttered series The Astronaut Wives Club, so hey, that means she's relevant.

The great designer sent in a few extra smurfs when he created Annable's beautifully structured mug. Some may see it differently, though I wouldn't understand how or why. In CLOVERFIELD, there are more close-up shots of her face throughout than the smoke monster from Lost, but many didn't seem to mind. And with the sun getting closer and closer to swallowing us whole, it's nice to have hotties around who make persperation look hella-sexy.

Fans of horror and Odette may quickly jump to the poster for THE UNBORN for reference in this subject, and they would be right to. It's a fantastic example of a cheap horror film subtley selling itself with its soul moment of sex appeal, which typically winds up lasting mere seconds of screentime (and what glorious seconds they are). That aside, while Odette is delightful to lay eyes on in a bikini, the overall presense of her beauty is much more radiant than (ah, yes) the booty.

I don't know if this is an area of Odette's anatomy that's generally discussed among men between ages 18-35, but I've always been a fan. Sure, I don't wear a t-shirt that says "I heart Odette Annable Yustman's boobies", but that's mosty because she doesn't sell them. She just might need a little more exposure, whether decent or indecent, in order to push this grade into 'A' territory for me.

The two previous categories almost seem meaningless when dealing with a hottie like Odette, who seems like more of a precious jewel to be cherished rather than motorboated. Each of her individual features are quite glorious, although it's the whole package that counts. Odette being as lean and limber as she is brings the rest of her attributes together like Mr. Popper and his penguins (randomest lame movie reference of the year contendter?).

Believe or nay, in 1990, Odette began her acting career with a profound masterpiece: KINDERGARTEN COP. After a 15-year-or-so hiatus, she returned and things have gone... pretty decent. Given the way she looks on camera, this professor certainly enjoys seeing Odette get work. That even goes for films like THE UNBORN and YOU AGAIN, which are going to get made anyway, so they might as well shove in someone gorgeous like Odette. Perhaps her career will lift off (pun intended) after this first run of Astronaut Wives Club, but we'll see.

Regretfully, I have not followed this hottie in interviews, social media, or anything solid enough for me to criticize Odette's lifestyle. However, I did pick up an interesting tidbit in on interview she did with Craig Ferguson, which is that she grew up on a farm, animals and all. (She can plow my field anyday!) That alone grabs the common man's interest, plus on the surface, she seems like a happy spark plug to boot. Of course, some of us are bitter about her marriage to some guy who can afford way more peanut butter Cap'n Crunch than we can, but I'm willing to let that slide. I mean, just think of all that free Cap'n Crunch.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Extra Tidbit: How would YOU go about grading this hottie, professor?
Source: MovieHotties


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