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Hottie Report Card: Natalie Martinez

07.10.2015by: Salacious Crumb

Mornin', class. Was everyone sure to drink their Ovaltine? I sure hope so. This is obviously an exciting week with all the SDCC commotion in the air, but certainly that won't deflate anyone's interest in checking out Ryan Reynold's science-fictiony thriller SELF/LESS. It'll be a dead pool of invisible movie-goers who turn up for this one, partly because its release came right smack dab out of nowhere, as if they were originally aiming for a September release but decided to roll the dice. Besides, if we learned anything from R.I.P.D., it's that a Reynolds film in mid-July is a surefire way of destroying an Oscar winner's career. In the case of SELF/LESS, that Oscar winner is Sir Ben Kingsley. Fortunately, the film also contains a scrumptious little fox by the name of Natalie Martinez, who can also currently be seen on the Stephen King novel-based series "Under the Dome". While she's clearly very hot, one must wonder exactly where Martinez ranks on a grand scale of hotties from TV and film. Well, let's head to the chalkboard and get to the bottom of this, with the assistance of pictures!

There's something kittenish about this hottie's facial features, even when sitting perfectly still. I definitely find Natalie adorable and sexy all at once, although she does maintain the believability of being that hot chick down the street who knows more about your car than you do. She's often got a  coquettish look on her mug that goes ever so well with her red carpet poses, keeping the wild girl within just on the verge of escaping, yet barely visible.

When it comes to "Hey, look at my butt!" shots from various magazines and photoshoots, Natalie has quite an impressive portfolio. That's a hell of a lot more than I can say for most actresses who walk through this door, even ones who tend to wear a lot of bikinis. While the effort is always appreciated, there's also the matter of having reason to show it off, and Natalie has plenty. I'd bet the director of DEATH RACE hired her on the spot before she even turned around (her tush is quite prominent in that film).

In many cases, a hottie student might resort to showcasing her skills in the previous subject because they have nothing else to turn to, but that's not the case with Natalie, who's got a firm presentation on both ends of the spectrum. Sure, they're often covered up, specifically in cases like "Under the Dome" where they're hidden behind her badge and police officer get-up. However, when she wants to give them some attention, those babies can look as big and round as two Dean Norris heads put together. Okay, that was gross.

Okay, so it's a given that this topic doesn't need discussion, and is really just an excuse to look at some pics of Nat in a bikini (you're welcome, by the way). We rarely bring students into the program who aren't physically healthy and visually appealing, hence the word "hottie". However, I would argue that Natalie especially does her homework in this category, even more so than other gals. And the swimwear doesn't hurt, either.

In terms of simply having a job, this hottie has done pretty well for herself. Aside from her currently active projects like SELF/LESS and "Under the Dome", Natalie's beauty has been exploited in such cop dramas as BROKEN CITY, END OF WATCH and THE BAYTOWN OUTLAWS. In terms of breaking through into the world of "celebrity" or "movie star", she still has quite a ways to go. Natalie is right up there with many other actresses with smokin' hot bods who can't seem to get directors and producers to look past or above her denim-wrapped buttocks. And who can blame 'em?

I know I always come off like Prof. Jerk when it comes to determining the worth of actresses by rating various body parts. Truth be told, there's a whole other part of my brain that finds even the most Susan Boyle-esque women attractive so long as they seem like good people with big hearts. That's the kind of persona Natalie projects, although I couldn't go into any specifics as to why. One great reason is the fact that she's been doing interviews with Movie Hotties for up to 7 years now. Seriously, that's all the evidence I need to deem Natalie the most badass chick ever to be trapped in a giant, glass cage.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.


Extra Tidbit: How would YOU grade this hottie, professor?
Source: MovieHotties


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