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Hottie Report Card: Monica Bellucci

05.19.2017by: Droz

It's been over a quarter century since the world was made aware of the endless possibilities of Monica Bellucci's sex appeal when she was transformed into a sexy vampire in BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA. She's since been transformed again as a sexy Biblical character, the sexiest computer program ever, a sexy Bond Girl, and probably everything else in between that could possibly be sexy. Thus the running theme in much of Monica's career. Now in her 50s, Monica continues to kill it as a sex symbol. No doubt we could take a tour through her history of hotness and pick out the best moments to evaluate, or just as easily focus on the woman as she exists today, still very much the epitome of sex appeal. What kind of grade do you think Monica's hottie legacy deserves?

There are beautiful women and then there's Monica. Beautiful has never been a good enough word for her. She's on a whole other level in ways that seem contradictory sometimes. Her beauty is both exotic and familiar - exciting and also comforting. This is the face of an angel, not just a mere actor in a movie. She might not be as young and wrinkle free as she used to be, but no matter. I consider Monica far more impressive today than many women half her age.

It's good to know there is a vast collection of pics to reference when evaluating all aspects of Monica's body, her boobs most especially. I've dated women who's boobs I saw less times than Monica's. Being so familiar with this well covered rack, I can say with confidence these breasts are the perfect companion to her ethereal face. It's the primary part of herself she's still fond of showing off right up to the present day.

You'd expect someone with a history of international modelling wouldn't own as round an ass as Monica has. It's the thing to have now, but back when she was getting her start in the modelling gig, a full ass was not in vogue. She's always kept herself generously appointed out back anyway. Unfortunately we don't see as much of her ass anymore. I don't know why exactly. Maybe she's more confident in the preservation of her boobs than her ass, but there's still plenty of back catalog ass shots of Monica to enjoy.

I've always thought of Monica as having a statuesque quality. If you needed someone to approximate the shape of a Roman goddess statue dredged up from the bottom of the Mediterranean, her body would be the one to reference. Back in the day Monica was as perfect as they came - not chiseled, but still fit. The years may have taken their toll on what I once called a perfect body, but if she's anywhere near to what she was, she will still work just fine by me.

It's amazing to think it took so long for them to come to their senses and make Monica a Bond Girl. If there was ever a person who embodied the essence of those characters, it's Monica. She's played every other kind of exotic beauty I can think of, which has given her a powerful screen presence. Though it hasn't always been smooth sailing with her movies. There were some stinkers along the way. Some of it was nearly impossible to watch, like that terrible rape scene from IRREVERSIBLE, which is probably the most excruciating thing I've ever seen in a movie. But, you can't say she's not fearless when it comes to her movies.

Monica is a spirited woman who's not afraid of letting her spirit speak for her, sometimes with sensationalist consequences. Even so, she's got enough tact to keep her private life just that. Like with her recent divorce from longtime husband Vincent Cassel, which she was good enough not to let become a media circus. Monica may occasionally make headlines, but she's far from joining the self-obsessed lot who live their life in conceited media obsession. One more reason to appreciate her.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum, Minka Kelly, Emma Stone, Marion Cotillard, Melissa Benoist, Ali Larter, Demi Lovato, Elle Fanning, Brie Larson.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee, Kate Hudson, Haley Bennett, Gal Gadot, Jessica Biel, Jamie Chung, Emma Roberts, Cara Delevingne, Emma Watson.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson, Iggy Azalea, Miley Cyrus.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Source: Movie Hotties

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