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Hottie Report Card: Minka Kelly

09.09.2016by: Droz

We're currently listing almost 500 individual hotties in our extensive gallery of hottie pics. Each of those fine ladies comes with their own unique experience. Some of them are well covered, a few are most likely permanently dormant. Some seem to fall into a middle ground between those two extremes, like Minka Kelly. Musing on her, words come to mind like "stunning," "sexy," "shapely," and a few other "S" words. Another word to associate with Minka might be "elusive," for a few reasons I'll get to in a minute. To put it simply, it's just a shame such a beautiful creature, with so many positive adjectives applied to her, should be so rarely seen around here. Let's see if we can nail down a good grade for this beauty and in the process reconnect with all the good things she brings to our collective table.

Most of the women we see around here are on the beautiful side of things, with a few exceptions and/or mixed opinions which vary by the individual. Then you got hotties like Minka, who raise beautiful to a whole different energy level. Woman is gorgeous in ways I can scarcely find words for. One looks at this face and instantly comes to an understanding of what feminine beauty is all about. Minka gives us little choice but to succumb to the desire to gush over her seemingly perfect face. See what I mean?

It doesn't take much to find other hotties with bigger boobs, more easily seen and admired than Minka's. However, bigger isn't always better. I like to give consideration to a hottie's overall presentation, where all her important elements balance out with one another. With this perspective in mind, I can't imagine Minka with something more substantial here. She just wouldn't be the same Minka we've come to know and love. An elegant moderation is part of what makes her the quality hottie she is. I see no reason to mess with that.

Being something of a great ass aficionado, I like to keep myself up-to-date on all the best asses around in the celebrity hottie world. Minka enjoys prominent placement in my list of the better butts in this community of famous fannies. Though as with much about Minka, hers is an ass sadly unsung in most places. I'm sure many a best booties list would overlook her rewards here entirely. That's a shame, because what she has going on back here conforms completely to the rest of her near perfect aspects.

One of the easiest ways to catch a glimpse of Minka nowadays are pics of her either going to, or coming from a workout. Girl has seldom, if ever, let herself go to the point where her famously elegant figure might suffer. Since coming on the scene over a decade ago, it's been nothing but super tight Minka for our viewing pleasure. Not to say that I would think less of her if she put on a few pounds, but good on her for staying so fit for so long.

As reverential as I am about Minka's looks and build, one must accept the truth that there simply is nothing nor anyone perfect in this life. The mostly lackluster legacy Minka leaves behind in her chosen profession proves this in her case. As bad as some of her past and present career efforts might be, I can't bring myself to condemn her completely here. Even if she isn't the greatest actress around, she still supplies nearly unparalleled eye candy. That's still pretty good.

Minka seems like a nice enough person, though it's tough to reach a definitive conclusion about a celeb's true personality traits. One thing I do know about Minka is her ability to pull in highly sought after guys in her field. Girl has even dated Captain America himself. I don't know if that's an indication of personality, but being an asshole would seem to make such conquests much less likely. Besides, she's gone through some shit in her life which tends to give people character and resiliency of spirit. Therefore I'm content to err on the positive side of things with Minka here.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin, Katy Perry, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Hilary Duff, Sara Jean Underwood, Emmy Rossum.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne, Deborah Ann Woll, Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner, Emily VanCamp, Selena Gomez, Sarah Silverman, Hailee Steinfeld, Katharine McPhee.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

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2:24AM on 09/10/2016
Agree with all the comments about her looks being perfect. I think she is currently the prettiest, best-looking actress in the business. She's 36, but could easily pass for 26.
Agree with all the comments about her looks being perfect. I think she is currently the prettiest, best-looking actress in the business. She's 36, but could easily pass for 26.
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7:16PM on 09/09/2016
Well summed. She's underrated, generally.
Well summed. She's underrated, generally.
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3:04PM on 09/09/2016
physical perfection
physical perfection
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3:02PM on 09/09/2016
She's cute, reminds me of a slightly less hot Eiza Gonzalez.
She's cute, reminds me of a slightly less hot Eiza Gonzalez.
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1:01PM on 09/09/2016
ideal woman
ideal woman
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10:16AM on 09/09/2016

The cheerleader you always wanted....

and could never have. She's perfect as far as looks go. I agree with everything you said.
and could never have. She's perfect as far as looks go. I agree with everything you said.
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9:48AM on 09/09/2016
I think you're being really generous about her career. She is one of the worst actresses I have seen. She may be pretty (although you seem to find her more attractive than I do) but if I see her on screen I'm going to change the channel.
I think you're being really generous about her career. She is one of the worst actresses I have seen. She may be pretty (although you seem to find her more attractive than I do) but if I see her on screen I'm going to change the channel.
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10:13AM on 09/09/2016
I think you are being a bit harsh. I watch her on Friday Night Lights for like 5 seasons. It was a great show and she was a good part of it. I'm not saying she is the best actress around, but she does as well as any TV actress and then some. So yeah, you are wrong, IMHO.
I think you are being a bit harsh. I watch her on Friday Night Lights for like 5 seasons. It was a great show and she was a good part of it. I'm not saying she is the best actress around, but she does as well as any TV actress and then some. So yeah, you are wrong, IMHO.
10:15AM on 09/09/2016
I watched FNL too and she stuck out like a sore thumb. The producers kept changing her character every season and she wasn't believable as any of them.
I watched FNL too and she stuck out like a sore thumb. The producers kept changing her character every season and she wasn't believable as any of them.
10:20AM on 09/09/2016
Well, I guess we can agree to disagree. I think her character was an important part of the show. The one that annoyed me the most was the girl who is now on Agents of SHIELD.
Well, I guess we can agree to disagree. I think her character was an important part of the show. The one that annoyed me the most was the girl who is now on Agents of SHIELD.
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