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Hottie Report Card: Margot Robbie

02.27.2015by: Salacious Crumb

If you're desperate for a brief glimpse of the possible chemistry between Harley Quinn and Deadshot in the upcoming SUICIDE SQUAD film, you're probably planning to check out FOCUS in theaters this weekend. The two con artists the film focuses on are played by Will Smith and the beautifully Australian Margot Robbie, who will be serving as our hottie student today. Now, keep in mind, Margot isn't physically sitting across from me, but if she were, I'm sure she'd do a fine job "playing me" (not that she would need any help). Please note, this column is meant to celebrate actresses who've already earned an "A" grading on the beauty scale, so please take my rankings lightly. Obviously, you can feel free to leave your own grading of this hottie in the comments if you'd like, and perhaps if there are enough I'll tally 'em up later.

If you feel this grade is in any way undeserved, shame on you! (Don't get me wrong, shame on me for some of the flagrant remarks I've made when it comes to grading hotties in this category. But still, shame on you). Some may even consider Margot an "overachiever" in this subject. Margot's like the "Marsha" to Jaime Pressly's "Jan", even though Jaime's already hot to begin with. Perhaps I'm one of the few who finds this mug to be flawless, but I'd be happy to be in that group.

Some of you schmoes may find my generosity overwhelming here as well, but I'd have to humbly disagree. While I know a lot of guys dig a full package, something that will make them feel safe, I'd be more than happy running toward Margot's derriere when a storm breaks out in the middle of the night. We could tell ghost stories, make shadow puppets, play spin-the-bottle, you name it.  If there's one thing I need no help defending, it's that Margot has pretty much mastered her "profile shot".

I almost went ahead and wrote "ditto", in accordance to the previous category, but these two howling wolves deserve some appreciation of their own. Perhaps the most celebrated aspect of Robbie's bosoms is that we've already seen them in their natural habitat, and I would have to agree this gives her major bonus points. She's certainly done her homework as far as that's concerned. However, I would also argue that the proportionality of her figure is simply astounding. Which brings us to her next subject...

Anyone who had the smarts enough to see Margot go the "full monty" in THE WOLF OF WALL STREET should have no issues with this outcome. Not that Barbie dolls should either be looked up to or emulated, but if they were, Margot would have nearly evey aspect down to T (with the exception of being anatomically incorrect, of course). She's exactly the type of woman I'd happily lose my billion dollar empire to.

Margot's career prepared for lift off with the flight attendant drama "Pan Am", a series which crashed and burned after one season. However, it seems as though it may have been a blessing in disguise, as Margot later (supposedly) beat Kristen Stewart and Jessica Biel en route to getting her role in WOLF OF WALL STREET. FOCUS is likely to get more people familiar with the gorgeous specimen before she puts on her clown make-up and does sexy acrobatic ninja stunts in SUICIDE SQUAD. The world is her burrito. Let's just hope she can keep the fans as happy as they currently appear to be.

There were a lot of fun little tidbits that came along with doing research for Margot in this subject, like that her nickname used to be "maggot", or that as a child, she split time living on the beach and her grandparent's farm. Personally, I tend to dig Aussie hotties an awful lot, just because they seem so polite, charming, and so unaware of how blazingly attractive they are, it's almost peculiar. If there were any issue at all, it'd be not knowing what kind of conversation to have on a first date. I'd just pray I wouldn't make a fool out of myself by saying something stupid.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia MunnZoe Saldana, Rosario DawsonOlga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Extra Tidbit: How do you rate Margot, professor?


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