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Hottie Report Card: Katy Perry

03.11.2016by: Droz

There was some controversy here recently over Katy Perry and her political leanings. I'm sure that was distressing for some of you in disagreement with her position there, but let's not allow ourselves to stray too far from the primary takeaway when dealing with Katy - namely how much of a stone cold hottie she is. As one of the more consistently bangable women of music, Katy has earned her bones where being bangable goes, thanks to endless show off moments in crazy hot attire. Will all her extra credit help earn her top marks in our hottie evaluation? Find out below!

Katy's face is one of her best features which gets the least attention. Not surprising. Many of us experience an eye contact problem when dealing with big boobs like Katy's popping out, as they often do with her. But if you can take some time and focus on her mug, you'll realize just how strikingly beautiful a woman Katy is. Even when she goes nuts with the hair dye or veers off into one of her other weird fashion tangents, she's still beautiful.

Yeah, I know. This pic is all Photoshopped to high heaven. It's not a bad approximation of what Katy's boobs look like. It's also not out of the realm of possibility where her boobies show tendencies go. If Katy's face is her lesser noticed asset, them boobs are probably the best. In fact, they're one of the main reasons people who never heard a Katy Perry song, still know who she is. Nothing spreads the word quite like big, beautiful boobs.

This might be my favorite Katy Perry picture. Is that wrong of me? I don't care. My only regret is not being there at this water park to see Katy's ill-fitting and waterlogged bikini fall off her first hand. Like I said above, the boobies are the primary source of Katy's body powers of persuasion. Her ass is just as good though. While not quite as fully packed as her famous rack, she's still got plenty of junk in her trunk. She can bend over with the best of them.

Katy has never been the most ripped hottie out there. While nowhere close to anything approaching chunky or even curvy, she seems content to leave a little meat on those thighs. This is probably done by design. If she went all workout crazy, chances are good those two A grades above might be in jeopardy of getting burned away in a furious metabolic CrossFit cauldron. This would be a shame, as Katy is doing just fine the way she is.

Katy's only one of the most prolific and popular pop stars around today. Her albums sell like hotcakes, her world tour routinely packs in gigantic crowds across the globe, and she's already got an impressive back catalogue of #1 hits. This is all impressive, but I'd be lying if I said I was even moderately acquainted with all this successful music. I tend to leave such things to the women in my life. I will offer up sincere praise to Katy for her powerful singing skills. The music might not be my thing, but there's no denying the girl's got some pipes on her.

It's difficult nowadays to separate out the actual person from their public profile. As a larger than life celebrity, Katy portrays herself as a plasticized, pink-haired show off, complete with yard flamingos and disoriented dudes in shark suits. But this extreme offbeatness doesn't seem to follow her much farther than the edge of the concert stage. In her personal life, Katy comes across as a progressively liberal-minded, feminist, celebrity activist in Adidas track suits. Not an altogether atypical lifestyle in her line. One thing I've noticed is how Katy tends to go through men fairly quickly. I can't say why this is. Maybe she just has bad taste in guys. Maybe she's hard to live with. Maybe she prefers to play the field. As with most celebs, it's the public persona which comes through the clearest. While I do appreciate how open that persona is to displaying her T&A goodness, the eccentricities which accompany these moments sometimes go a little too far into weirdness for my tastes. For all that, she gets a B+.

Check out our previous Hottie Report Cards...

"A" Students: Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Paula Patton, Gemma Arterton, Amber Heard, Lacey Chabert, Jaimie Alexander, Gillian Jacobs, Natalie Dormer, Amy Adams, Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Brook, Kate Mara, Eva Green, Carla Gugino, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron, Olivia Munn, Zoe Saldana, Rosario Dawson, Olga Kurylenko, Olivia Wilde, Kaley Cuoco, Hayley Atwell, Lauren Cohan, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Victoria Justice, Maria Menounos, Mila Kunis, Rosamund Pike, Margot Robbie, Nina Agdal, Shailene Woodley, Amanda Seyfried, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Ashley Greene, Charlotte McKinney, Kate Beckinsale, Aly Michalka, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Morena Baccarin.

"B" Students: Sandra Bullock, Alice Eve, Jenna Fischer, Lena Headey, Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick, Cobie Smulders, Rashida Jones, Danielle Harris, Nicole Beharie, Ellie Kemper, Michelle Trachtenberg, Evangeline Lilly, Meagan Good, Gabrielle Union, Yvonne Strahovski, Sarah Hyland, Emily Browning, Imogen Poots, Tina Fey, Karen Gillan, Rebecca Hall, Elizabeth Banks, Annet Mahendru, Emily Blunt, Emilia Clarke, Moon Bloodgood, Danielle Fishel, Keri Russell, Cameron Diaz, Rachel McAdams, Megan Fox, Aubrey Plaza, Emily Ratajkowski, Michelle Monaghan, Adrianne Palicki, Nicole Kidman, Kat Dennings, Keira Knightley, Allison Williams, Jena Malone, Rose Byrne, Maggie Grace, Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, Jordana Brewster, Felicity Jones, Blake Liveley, Elizabeth Olsen, Reese Witherspoon, Brittany Snow, Jennette McCurdy, Ronda Rousey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Alyssa Milano, Rhona Mitra, Natalie Martinez, Ashley Benson, Elizabeth Gillies, Odette Yustman, Kristen Stewart, Alicia Vikander, Kate Bosworth, Juno Temple, Zooey Deschanel, Kirsten Dunst, Bella Thorne.

"C" Students: Kristen Wiig, Katherine Heigl, Dakota Johnson.

"D" Students: Khloe Kardashian.

Source: Movie Hotties

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